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Best advice ever: eat anything you want, and If people make fun of your weight, eat them too.

Things to do today: 1. Get up 2. Survive 3. Go back to bed.

Whenever you feel sad just think that, somewhere In this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says push.

Bitch is a female dog
Dogs bark
Bark is on trees
Trees are nature
Nature is beautiful
So thank you for the compliment.

Dear Cupid, hit both of us next time.

I'm weird but I know you love me.

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