Funny qoutes

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They say money can't buy happiness
I say give me the 100 dollars and you can watch me smile.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

B.I.T.C.H
Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming and hot.

If your reading this it means you can read.

You never realize how boring your life really is until someone ask you what you like to do for fun.

Blanket on to hot
Blanket off to cold
One leg out perfect
Until the demon from paranormal activity grabs you and drags you though the hall.

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