I used to think guns were loud, until I dropped the shampoo bottle in the shower.
Dear girls,
We like you for your brains not your body.
Sincerely zombies.Pressing pause on a movie and laughing at the face on the tv.
Slapping your best friends when you get excited about something.
I wish I could download food.
I'm sorry what language are you speaking, it sounds a lot like bullshit.
I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney channel today he would be ashamed.
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