Qoutes about anything. And eveything

Funny stuff

I used to think guns were loud, until I dropped the shampoo bottle in the shower.

Dear girls,
We like you for your brains not your body.
Sincerely zombies.

Pressing pause on a movie and laughing at the face on the tv.

Slapping your best friends when you get excited about something.

I wish I could download food.

I'm sorry what language are you speaking, it sounds a lot like bullshit.

I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney channel today he would be ashamed.