You've been doing this hero stuff for a while now so your clothes are gonna reak!
You don't have time for laundry of course so you have to continue to live on in your own filth.
And hey! If your fists don't do it, your smell will surely knock the villains off their feet.
Oh and most people don't have a washer and dryer in their house so you might have to bring this down to the laundry mat.
Make sure no one sees you washing your cape because some people are gonna start asking questions.
And and drying is a pain! Washer and drying your outfit is gonna take about a millenia! During that time the city will burn down, some villain is on the rise, every nuclear power plant will blow up in t minus ten minute, the justice league needs you right this instant, the avengers are hosting a mandatory meeting and if you don't show up you die, you know, everything goes to heck when you're trying to wash your clothes.
I have on many occasions had to fight in damp clothing.
So take some advice and get another suit, and I don't care how low budgeted you are, it's necessary!
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Not The Perks Of Heroism (The Know How Series)
RandomSo you want to be a hero? Well I advise you learn the repercussions first. You want the rundown of heroing? I got you! It may seem like being a hero is all great and full of adventure and flattery, but that's not true, this book is to make sure you...
