Chances are you're going to be injured a lot. Broken bones, twisted ankles, punches, stabs, shot, kicked, killed, whatever!
And you probably don't have a sidekick to come peel you off the streets and wiz you away.
You're gonna be in a lot of pain! This job ain't easy and it's definitely not safe! You're putting yourself at risk so others don't have to remember.
Oh and your muscles don't just stay by themselves! You need to hit the gym all the time, eat healthy, actually be a healthy person!
Your muscles are gonna be so sore all the time! You won't be able to lift a spoon from how weak you'll be after Patrols.
I mean, what do you expect? You have to be able to throw punches that actually hurt, your knuckles better be hardened by then!
You'll need power in kicking, head butting, running away, chasing down cars, punching, ripping off ropes, and swinging from the rooftops.
Your arms are going to feel like they're ripping apart!
I mean, your body is gonna get used to it eventually but for a while, it's gonna hurt like a stick to the face.
Have fun with that one buddy!
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Not The Perks Of Heroism (The Know How Series)
RandomSo you want to be a hero? Well I advise you learn the repercussions first. You want the rundown of heroing? I got you! It may seem like being a hero is all great and full of adventure and flattery, but that's not true, this book is to make sure you...
