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27 || lie detector

[yes, I know the video was in the UK and with other people, but it's not Tommy taking the test. So you can't get mad. Please don't hate me. I love you. Enjoy.]

as someone sets me up to the matchine, I glance at the couch. June, Tommy, Tubbo, Galactic and Ranboo. I felt nervous because I don't really trust things like this, I really don't.

when the person finishes, he sits down and nods at the camera man to start recording.

"I might lie!" I exclaim with a nervous laugh to the camera. All my friends laugh, and Ranboo comes up to ask the first question, "do you really enjoy Tommys content?"

I already knew the answer to this question, "of course I do!"

"truth!"

lots of 'awe's fill the room. Tommy comes over next, "do you find me hot?"

"no..." I pause, "I find you pretty." Tommy sighs in releif, and the room fills with laughter.

"truth!"

Morria walks up, "do you like my music?"

I pause, if this lie detector says it's a lie I'm leaving, "yeah..!"

"truth!"

"she sounded far to unsure!" June laughs. I laugh sharply, leg bouncing slightly.

Tubbo comes up, "if you could take anyone in this room and kick them out of this video, who would it be? Me, June, Tommy, Ranboo or Gal?"

"June!" I exclaim, not actually knowing th answer. June gasps, "how rude!"

"lie!"

"oh- wait- nevermind!" June laughs. Tommy laughs, "who?!" "I am not answering that question," I mumble.

June comes up, standing beside me, "is your favourite singer-slash-band really Lovejoy?"

"yes!" I answer quickly.

"lie!"

"I'm leaving- oh my god-" I sigh, this is why I don't trust these things!

"I'm kidding, it was true," the man says. I groan, "oh my fucking god- pull that again and I'll pluck your eyes out."

"aren't Canadians supposed to be nice?" June jokes. I roll my eyes, leg bouncing rappidly.

"sit still!" The lie detector man instructs. I still my leg as much as I can, "sorry..."

Ranboo comes back up, "do you think I'm a ladies man?"

I laugh, glancing at Tommy, then look up at Ranboo, "yes." The silence waiting for the answer was weird, "truth!"

"ayy!" Ranboo celebrates. Tommy crosses his arms, coming up to ask me a question, "if you could, would you trade me for sir, ladies man?"

"no. I would never," I answer, smiling up at my boyfriend.

"truth!"

Tommy shoots his arms up, "suck my dick, Ranboo!" I laugh, watching Tubbo come up to my seat, "have you ever regretted friendships?"

"No!" I answer quickly. Tubbo laughs, sitting back down on the couch.

"lie!"

"not with anyone in this room-" I say quickly. They all look at the screen, nodding after a little bit.

Morria comes back up, "do you fake any mental ilnesses?" A few 'oo's fill my ears.

I shake my head, "nope! Anxiety is as real as real can be!" I pause, then say, "and depression," quietly to myself.

"truth!"

June comes up, "can you actually speak french?" I laugh, "Ah oui ? Pourquoi as-tu posé cette question ?"

"Je peux dire que ça va être coupé. Bien ! Je pense que je vais parler français pour le reste de la vidéo parce que je peux, enfoirés !" I continue.

"what?" Morria laughs. I smirk, "I'll translate it in editing. Now ask me some more questions and I'll answer in french!"

"okay!" Tommy says happily, getting up, "do pockets really matter to you?"

"oui," I nod.

"truth!"

"why?!" Tommy laughs.

"because all girls closes have fake pockets because it 'looks bad on maniquins'!" I explain. Tommy nods, totally unconvinced.

"she seems to be telling th truth.." the lie detector man says. Tommy laughs, "okay!"

June comes up, "have you ever regretted a friendship with someone in this room?"

I stay silent, looking up at June. She raises her eyebrows, "answer!"

"no..?" I respond, dragging the 'no' out.

"truth!"

"why did you stay silent?!" Ranboo laughs. I glance around the room, staying silent again.

Tubbo comes up, "what are your pronous?"

"odd question..." I mumble, "she/they? Maybe a small it.." Tubbo nods, "really?"

"yep!" The lie detector man says. Tubbo smiles, "okay!"

"did you actually make the first move?" Morria calls out. I laugh, "I had to!"

"truth!"

Tommy folds his arms, "fuck you!" I stick up the middle finger at him, "you too, asshole!"

Ranboo comes back up, "if you had not met Tommy, but had met me, would you date me?"

"uh-" I pause to think, "Tommy don't hate me but... if I don't know Tommy in said sercumstance, yes. Probably would."

"what if you did know Tommy?" Ranboo adds. I could tell he's smirking underneath his mask.

"no, probably not.." I answer.

"no responce... seems to hve completely stpped" the lie detector man says, looking intently at his screen. I look at him confused, then look at Tommy. His leg was bouncing and I could tell he was resisting the urge to bite his nails.

"while you figure that out.." I say, unstarapping myself from the things that detect the lies out of you.

(I dunno what they're called)

I go over to Tommy, hugging him tight, "I would never date him, you know that, right?" I say softly. Tommy hugs back, "but what if-"

"there is no 'what if'. Just know that nobody in this entire world could be as good as you," I rest my forehead on his.

"I- I know that..." Tommy mumbles. I hug him tighter for a moment before pulling out of the hug, "do we have enough footage?"

The camera man nods. I smile, "okay! Let's stop the recording then." Tommy smiles shortly, "I lo-" he cuts himself off, "you're the best."

I give him a short kiss on his cheek, "you too, bub." An 'awe' erupts from June, "thats so cute- agh! I can't-"

"shut up..."

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A/N:

I HAVE TO SAVE IT IM SORRY 😭😏

anyway, ya little arsonists... I know I (basiclly) repeated a question, but I'm not bothering to change it because I don't feel like it.

ILYY ~ Ash <3