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𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐌 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 | hq setters

Hayran Kurgu

❝ don't fuck with me, i know how to start a fire. ❞ ❪ ⵌ 𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐈𝐉𝐈 ❫ ──── winter break, you leave the country single. and come back in love. but will it be reciprocated? ─── better read in dark mode. ─── i do not own the haikyuu chara...

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ttyl, city boy

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by lovekoushi

by lovekoushi

AKAASHI KEIJI
10:21

[you]
oh no! my panties!
they fell off 😞

[akaashi keiji]
excuse me

[akaashi keiji]
i am not doing this
today, respectfully

[you]
HOW IS HE SO FUCKING
HOT AND RESPECTFUL 🗣️📣

[akaashi keiji]
that's how a man
should act

[you]
ur absolutely right 🧏‍♀️

[you]
so

[you]
are u perhaps
looking for a gf

[akaashi keiji]
im sorry but i am not.

[you]
damn, used the period
and everything

[you]
well, do you need
a dog? i can bark

[akaashi keiji]
no, sorry, my dad's
allergic to fur

[you]

[you]
how abt a vacuum?

[you]
do u need a vacuum?
i can suck 😔

[akaashi keiji]
no

[you]
ur dad's allergic
to vacuums too? tough

[akaashi keiji]
i– no, yk what
im not even
gonna explain

[you]
i would totally
go on a date with
u rn if only i wasn't
out of the country :(

[akaashi keiji]
uh okay

[akaashi keiji]
wait you're not in Japan?

[you]
not right now, no

[akaashi keiji]
why not

[you]
why? u wanna see me? 😏😏

[akaashi keiji]
not exactly, im just
asking

[you]
goddamn, it's
so hard to flirt with u

[akaashi keiji]
u were flirting?

[you]
DAMN, DONT GO AFTER
MY POOR FLIRTING SKILLS
LIKE THAT

[you]
IM JUST TRYING TO
GET LAID MAN

[akaashi keiji]
i did not need to know that

[you]
anyways, my mom's
calling me for dinner

[akaashi keiji]
but it's 10AM

[you]
im not in Japan,
im in (home country)

[akaashi keiji]
oh, enjoy your dinner then

[you]
ttyl, city boy <3

[akaashi keiji]
...

ik there are diff timezones for diff countries, but for the sake of the story, let's pretend there's a 7-hour difference between japan and ur home country.

- author