3 guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. He told them, ‘We’re there.’
The 1st guy gave him money and the 2nd guy said ‘Thank you.’ The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.
The 3rd guy bellowed, ‘Control your speed next time, you NEARLY KILLED US!’
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