A teacher said to her class, "Right, I'm going to hold something under the desk and I want you to guess it. This one is round and red."
Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored.
"It's a plum, miss," said a girl.
"No it's an apple, but I like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green."
The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss."
"No, it's a guava, but i like your thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib."
"Johnny, that's disgusting," shouted the teacher.
"No it's a match, but I like your thinking." Said Little Johnny.
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