I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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Best Jokes Ever (Collection#1)
RandomBest jokes ever!! Some jokes I find really funny and wish to put them all in one book. There's Yo Mamma jokes, random quotes, funny facts, and many more... If you love random and stupidly funny stuff, this is the right favorite for you. Want to know...