Daughter: Mom, I'm pregnant!
Mom: I thought I told you that when a guy touches your boob, say don't and when he touches your vagina, say stop.
Daughter: I did, but he did both, so it came out like don't, stop, don't, stop.
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Best Jokes Ever (Collection#1)
RandomBest jokes ever!! Some jokes I find really funny and wish to put them all in one book. There's Yo Mamma jokes, random quotes, funny facts, and many more... If you love random and stupidly funny stuff, this is the right favorite for you. Want to know...
