Mom: Our son is stealing our money. Where should I keep it?
Dad: His books.
Mom: Why?
Dad: He never touches them.
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His Books
Mom: Our son is stealing our money. Where should I keep it?
Dad: His books.
Mom: Why?
Dad: He never touches them.
