A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. It’s an asshole!
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Best Jokes Ever (Collection#1)
RandomBest jokes ever!! Some jokes I find really funny and wish to put them all in one book. There's Yo Mamma jokes, random quotes, funny facts, and many more... If you love random and stupidly funny stuff, this is the right favorite for you. Want to know...
