Siriusly, I'm Sirius!

Cow Cum

A/N: Here's the real full chapter!

Cow Cum

"Alright...go ahead. Tell me your proposition."

Sirius smiled a little creepily at Jazzy before standing, grabbing her elbow and dragging her rather forcefully out of the crowded hall. He then shoved them both into an empty class room, and happily jumped onto the desk which was perfectly placed in the front of the room.

"Alright Jazzeronio. Where to begin?"

Jazzy sighed and said, why not the beginning? In which Sirius responded with a hostile don't be a smart ass.

"Okay, so. There is a young male student here at Hogwarts in which I recently had a scuffle and he is being very stupid indeed and I am finding it very hard to cope with his ugly face every day. There for, I need to prank him. And this can't just be any prank. No no no. This has to be the master of all pranks, the king of practical jokes, and the prank that'll make all other measly pranks run screaming into the corner and call OUR prank their daddy. Yes Jazzy. This is THE PRANK OF THE MILLENNIUM!"

Silence ensued. Jazzy seemed to be having a hard time registering Sirius' speech, as her mouth was hanging open like a trout who had eaten far too many tacos and her eyes seemed to be dull and confused. Her resemblance to a Mountain troll at this point was uncanny. Sirius seemed to think that she was just stunned by his brilliance, so he proceeded to hop off the table, head over to Jazzy, place his arm around shoulder and stare into the distance.

"I can just see it now. Us dancing and hopping around madly in celebration as my enemy gets an unexpected dunk in a barrel of cow cum." A look of bliss graced Sirius' face.

Yet Jazzy seemed to be searching for something. "Sirius, I don't see it! I don't see your vision." Jazzy cried, perplexed, searching the ceiling of the classroom very any hint of Sirius' prediction.

Sirius groaned and grabbed Jazzy's head, pointing it in the right direction. "No no no. It's right there you idiot!"

Ahhh. Now Jazzy saw it. "Oh it's beautiful Sirius! This could be wonderfully evil...but...I don't know if I should do this. It would be awfully inconsiderate to dump a person into a barrel of cow cum, even if they are your enemy."

"Pishaw Jazzy. The whole point of a prank is being inconsiderate!"

"But...why do you need to involve me? Why can't you jut ask James...or-or... Remus or Peter?" Jazzy demanded, floundering for a reason to escape Sirius' plan.

"They're not good enoughhhh!" Sirius whined. "Remus has studying to do and James is uhh...busy with thinking up ways to get Lily to go out with him! So I have no choice but to turn to you, my friend."

Jazzy mulled this over. She supposed that it wouldn't be so bad to help Sirius with his prank. I mean, she thought, if we do get caught, I could just say Sirius put me under a curse or something of that sort. Yes, that was what Jazzy would do.

Sighing Jazzy turned to Sirius. "Alright buddy. You've got my consent this time. Please oh please don't make me regret my decision."

But the sly smirk that just reeked of evil on Sirius' face already sent Jazzy into panic mode.

"Oh sweet little Jazzy. You won't regret this at all."

Jazzy instantly regretted it.