Siriusly, I'm Sirius!

The Bigger the Better

A/N: I literally haven't uploaded in centuries. Woops. Sorry.

I hope you enjoy this chapter nonetheless! 

Now, on with the story! 

 The Bigger the Better

     "NO Marls, it needs to be more intense then that. I can't get back at Sirius by just tying his shoelaces together!" Jazzy cried, exasperated.

     Both Gryffindor sixth-years were sitting bundled up in the courtyard, a week since the incident, discussing revenge on Sirius. And it seemed to Jazzy that Marlene had expelled all her ingenious ideas the other day, and had non left to spare. How disappointing. 

      "Okay okay...but then what Jazz? We aren't prank experts! We need help from a professional!" cried Marlene, waving her hands in the air, her black hair flying in the wind.

     "I have to agree with you on that one...we need someone close to Sirius, who knows his insecurities and fears...who also knows how to pull a decent prank..."

     And like a lighbulb went off in both girls heads at the same time, they both said in sync, "Remus Lupin!"

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     Remus sat below a large birch tree, the wind whistling in it's large branches, and messing up Remus' nicely combed light brown hair. The faint scratches on his face looked as painful as ever, but that didn't seem to bother this marauder.

     His calloused hands held a thick book, and his light brown eyes bounced from word to word, soaking up all the information.

      Remus was so absorbed in his reading, in fact, that it came to him as a great shock when two over-excited witches ambushed him and screeched, "REMUS!" at the top of their lungs.

     Remus was so shocked, in fact, that he jumped three feet in the air, dropped his book, and screamed "BLOODY FRIGGEN HELL!".

     "You don't have to be so loud Remy, it's just us," stated Jazzy.

     "Yeah well, that is a very good reason to scream. You girls are bloody frightening!" replied Remus indignantly, brushing the dirt off his robes.

     "Yeah...I guess it's true...but that's not the reason why we're here." said Marlene.

     "Yes. We're on a secrety mission." claimed Jazzy, her eyes wide.

     "You must not tell a SOUL that you are a part of the mission," Jazzy continued. "this is all VERY hush hush."

     Marlene gave Jazzy a look before simply saying, "We just need your help on a prank we're pulling on Sirius. And Jazzy is just adding drama, it's not such a big deal."

     "whAT!? Marlene! Your words hurt me! This is too a secrety mission! And it is a gigantic deal!" cried the blonde, placing a hand on her heart, giving Marley a sad look.

     Marlene just rolled her eyes, before continuing. "We need you Remus, yes you, to tell us everything about Sirius you know. His fears, his hopes, his dreams, his favorite type of cheese, EVERYTHING. And that's only step one. Then you have to tell us about pranks, cause right now, we both know zero about that type of thing. And like Jazzy says, the bigger the prank, the better."

     "Yes." said Jazzy solemnly. "The bigger the better."

     "The bigger the better..." repeated Remus, in a hushed voice, looking thoughtful.

     There was a small silence, where all three of them looked very deep in thought. But, sadly, the moment was ruined by none other than K.C. Summer, Jazzy's younger brother in 5th year. He was very sweet and caring, yet at times he didn't know when to shut up.

     "JAZZY!" he yelled happily, his blonde hair flying in the strong wind. "I feel like I haven't talked to you all year!"

     Jazzy groaned and turned towards her annoying brother. "K.C., we're kinda in the middle of something!" She cried, indicating Marlene and Remus.

     K.C. smirked, his usually kind baby blue eyes were clouded with evil, as he said, "Oh. I see how it is. I'm interrupting a threesome, sorry bout that!"

     "WHAT? Kenneth Conrad-"

     "HEY! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT, YOUNG LADY?" screeched a huffed up KC.

     Jazzy just rolled her big brown eyes.

     "Well, we're kinda busy with some secrety business right now, so shoo ya little monkey!" she said vaguely.

     KC harrumphed, and stalked away without another word.

     Jazzy's brown eyes sparkled with mischief as she turned back to her two friends.

     "Alright. Let's get this party started. And remember! The Bigger the Better!

     And thus, the three Gryffindors set off to the library for some very intense brainstorming