Siriusly, I'm Sirius!

An Explosion of Toe-Food

A/N: soooo, here's another chapter! 

I have included a picture of our darling Marlene. 

Enjoy!

An Explosion of Toe-Food

      After Jazzy had finished her breakfast, she sighed and grabbed the old leather bound book off the table, securely placing it in her arms. Jazzy thought she might as well bring it back to the library now, while she still had a little while before classes.

      She started skipping down the corridor, on her jolly way to the library, only tripping on nothing three times, thinking that she was lucky that-OH DANG FLABBIT!

      It all seemed to go in slow motion. Mrs. Norris appeared out of nowhere, and Jazzy, being clumsy as she is, tripped over the bloody hairball, sending the book of Pygmy Puffs tumbling to the ground. And the second the book made contact with the floor, BOOM! Gross globby white stuff exploded out of the book, covering both Jazzy and Mrs. Norris.

      At first, Jazzy did nothing. She just stood there, covered head to toe in sticky white stuff.

      Finally, when what happened really sank in, Jazzy let out a screech of horror.

      How the bloody hell did that happen!? Books don't just go around exploding on peopl-WAIT JUST ONE SECOND!

      Jazzy quickly put the pieces together, and was shaking with utter rage she didn't know she was capable of feeling. That Sirius Black was a blithering idiot to think he could mess with Jazzy!

      Sprinting back into the Great Hall, Jazzy screamed menacingly, "SIRIUS BLACK! GET YOUR BLOODY ASS OVER HERE!"

      The whole hall erupted with laughter when they saw none other than Jazzy Summer coated in tofu. Yes. You heard correctly. Tofu.

      Over at the Gryffindor table, The Marauders were choking with laughter, tears running down their faces. Yet, Sirius knew better than to ignore Jazzy's beckoning screeches.

He swaggered over to the tofu dripping girl, and, trying to conceal his laughter, he said, "Anything I can help you with, dearie?"

      "Your BLOODY book coated me in TOE-FOOD, Black, TOE-FOOD!" Jazzy screamed, lifting her arms, indicating the tofu covering her black uniform.

      "Well, Summer, I think you pull off the whole globby look insanely well!" Sirius complimented. There was a tiny silence before Sirius burst into maniacal laughter once again, clutching his sides, and his face turning red.

      "Sirius Black, this is NOT FUNNY!"

      "Au contrair Madam!" Sirius choked out between laughter. "I find this very funny!"

      Jazzy stomped her foot one more time before stomping out of the hall, leaving a trail of Tofu behind her.

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      "Marley, it was toe-food. TOE-FOOD!" Screeched Jazzy.

      After Jazzy had taken a shower to be-rid of the tofu stank, all the female Gryffindor sixth-years, Siobhan Prewett, Alice Meghan, Lily Evans, Jazzy and Marlene, discussed this newest tofu incident.

      "Yeah, but still, you gotta admit it was hilarious!" Cried Siobhan, giggling.

      Jazzy groaned and covered her face in her hands.