Siriusly, I'm Sirius!

Merkimfanoge Part Two

A/N: all I can say is that I am deeply sorry for abandoning you guys, buys it's all good. I'm back,

SUMMARY OF THE LAST CHAPTER: Lily punched James because he was taunting her about a blow job, and she feels really bad. And Jazzy and Sirius were planning their prank of he century, but Sirius got side tracked by starting to draw. So that's what you missed on SIRIUSLY I'M SIRIUS! (Haha I love Glee)

Back in the Library, Sirius was still working away intently on his drawing, and Jazzy was starting to get seriously annoyed. The pair had come to the library to work not for art class!

"Sirius. Honestly. Stop." Declared Jazzy, smacking her hand heavily on the table, her eyebrows squishing themselves together.

Sirius did not look up.

Jazzy tapped her chin thoughtfully. She then proceeded to put on her most frightened face she could muster up, and squealed, "Siiiiiirriiiiuuuuussssssssssss! Your hair is on fire!" Whilst jumping up and down like a deranged sloth.

Sirius did not look up.

Jazzy had one more idea, but was quite reluctant to carry it out. She had an internal battle with her self before deciding she would do it. She took a deep breath, and raised her hand to smack Sirius' head. She was just bringing down her hand, when-"JAZZY! MY MASTERPIECE IS DONE."

Sirius had thrown down his quill, and promptly revealed his drawing to a flustered Jazzy.

At first, Jazzy had absolutely to idea as to what in the world Sirius Black had drawn. She squinted and turned her head, and wracked her brain to think of anything that even slightly resembled a blackish blobish scribbly thing.

She smiled a little sheepishly at a hopeful Sirius, who's eyes were wide and childlike in that moment.

"Uh...well, Sirius, it's um...supermegafoxyawesomehot!" Jazzy declared quickly, not exactly sure what to say to spare Sirius' feelings.

But, unexpectedly, Sirius' eyes lit up like the lights on a Christmas tree as he heard Jazzy's praise.

"Really? You really think so?"

"Oh yes, Sirius, TOTALLY."

"Well then, thank you babe. Finally someone recognizes my exquisite artistic abilities." Sirius sniffed pompously, holding out his page in front of him to examine it himself.

"I rather like the shading on his nose, don't you Jazzy Sazzy?" Sirius said thoughtfully.

This certainly caught Jazzy off guard, chiefly because she was surprised that his drawing was not simply abstract, but an actual person.

"Oh yes, YES. Totally flawless Sirius."

Sirius pretended to blush, and cover his face with his hands. "Oh Jazz, you flatter me so. But..." Sirius ran a large hand through his raven coloured hair. "My little guy needs a name."

Jazzy chocked on her spit.

"You mean you're gonna name your dick?" She blurted out, cherry red in the face.

Sirius proceeded to die with laughter. "You're killing me Jazz! Seriously, I'm gonna piss! God I'm gonna piss! Lord almighty help me please!"

Jazzy blushed and threw her face in her hands as Sirius was gasping and heaving on the floor, interrupting the thick blanket of quiet that usually rang through the library.

"I, Sirius Black, now love you, Jazzy Summer," Sirius chortled, re assuming his place on his chair across for the blond haired girl.

"But, no I wasn't talking about my dick, I was talking about my glorious art work. But," started Sirius thoughtfully, "I should probably name my dick too. Care to brainstorm with me Jazz?" He smirked handsomely.

Jazzy proceeded to curl up into a ball on her chair and cover her ears with her arms.

"If we are going to talk about your wiener, then I am going to leave because I don't exactly enjoy talking about a floppy stick of skin attached to two sacks of flabby flub hanging off your pelvis, thank you very much." Stated Jazzy, though her response was muffled somewhat.

Sirius died with laughter again.

After he had recomposed himself once again, he returned to the highly important matter of naming his DRAWING.

"I say we shall call him Merkimfanoge. What do you think Jazzy?"

"Alright. Whatever you say Sirius."

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Later on that night, while Sirius and Jazzy were heading back to the common room, they happened upon a rather terrifying sight.

It was Severus Snape.