Siriusly, I'm Sirius!

Phase Two: Boyish Kisses

A/N: oh god this is literally such a short chapter i'm such trash holy shit. pls don't kill me bc i love you ok.

Herbology was a rather long and grueling affair. Jazzy was very anxious for Sirius and Declan's encounter, and was afraid that it would blow up in her face. Like, what if Declan realizes that Syree is a guy? What if Syree gets so mad that she kills Declan? wHAT IF SIRIUS LIKES THE KISS CAUSE HE IS ACTUALLY GAY AF. These thoughts were doing jumping jacks and cartwheels in Jazzy's brain, making her confused and worried.

"Whats's up with you?" Syree asked Jazzy, somewhat rudely, leaning over her Rippeling Potweed.

"Uh...umm...it's just these plants. They unnerve me..."

Syree raised her eyebrows at this horrible and not to mention suspicious answer, but didn't say anything.

Finally, Professor Sprout dismissed her students for their next class, and Jazzy was very worried.

"...and so I said NO but she said YES and-hey Maguire what brings you here this fine school afternoon?" Syree said cheerfully.

Declan turned to Syree and smirked that smirk that got girls all over Hogwarts falling to his feet. He grabbed Syree's waist and brought his face centimeters from hers.

"The reason I'm here, is you gorgeous" and Declan promptly smashed hIs lips on Sirius'.

The shock that consumed Sirius was like nothing he had felt before. He was being kissed. By the same sex. Very roughly.

It took Sirius a full minute to really comprehend what was happening to him. And when he realized what was going on, it hit him with full force. No way. No way in hell was he going to be kissed by a dude. Never ever ever. Except maybe by Remus because he was kinda adorable. bUT THAT WASN'T THE POINT.

So, therefore, Sirius used all the strength he could muster up in his very girly body to push Declan Maguire off of him.

Declan stumbled off of Syree, shocked that she had not responded to his hungry lips. He always got girls this way, why had his plan failed this time?

"DECLAN MAGUIRE, YOU ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE!" Yelled Syree angrily, and she punched him as hard as her small fists could. And again and again.

"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME AGAIN YOU FUCKING BLOODY HELLISH IDIOT-LIKE BUFFOON BABOON!" screamed Syree, straddling Declan and punching him in the face repeatedly.

Now a crowd had gathered around Declan and Syree, some laughing, others encouraging a fight, and still others just staring, open mouthed, at the scene before them.

Finally, Jazzy thought Sirius had had enough, so she hurried over, grabbed Sirius' now small waist, and dragged him, kicking and yelling, into a deserted classroom, shutting the door behind her.

Sirius was still kicking things, and grumbling about how he would really like to hurt Maguire more. Jazzy had had enough.

"SIRIUS!" she yelled, stomping her foot. "You gotta calm down okay he jus-"

"Hey!" Sirius shouted, just noticing something. "You just called me Sirius! Summer, you know!"

Jazzy stared at Sirius. Well that's just peachy.

"Well...Uhhh...you see-"

"No Summer, YOU see. I'm a bloody girl. A GIRL, MIND YOU!"

"I Uh...I just wanted to get back at you..." Jazzy said in a rather small voice, looking down at her feet guiltily.

Sirius stared at the guilty party in front of him, shocked that such an innocent little female could have pulled such an elaborate prank. He was stunned. And a little impressed.

"You thought up this hole gimungo king of all pranks, all by yourself?!"

"Well, no, not entirely. Marlene helped...and um..." Jazzy was afraid to reveal that Remus was in on it too, afraid that Sirius would get angry at his friends treachery.

"And...?" Sirius said, encouraging her to continue.

"And...uhh...ahem, Remus AHEM!"

"REMMMY?? Oh that treacherous little plum!" Sirius screeched in his now very high-pitched voice.

"Sorry bout that...I guess..."

"Whateves. I was gonna brake up with him anyways. Urgh. What a cheater. Boys these days." Sirius grumbled, before sighing and pushing a strand of hair roughly out of his face.

Jazzy sighed, and looked down at her feet.

"Well, I guess we should head off to Potions, right?"

Sirius nodded, and grumbled "This has been quite the day."

Jazzy sighed. It truly had been.