Siriusly, I'm Sirius!

Jamirius is Over

Dear Mother,

I now realize that I had yet to send you a letter all throughout this school year, so I set myself to write one now.

My first month back at Hogwarts has been simply wonderful, and I have since received marvelous grades. Though, the classes are becoming increasingly difficult, and I need to study twice as hard. But don't worry. Lily is helping me out in that area.

I know that KC probably won't write to you, so I will do the honors of saying he is getting along well, and you needn't worry about him at all.

On a completely different note, how are you and Papa doing? I haven't had a decent chat with him in what seems to be fricking ages. I miss that batty old gaffer. His stories are wonderful, and I greatly wish to be bundled up by the fire with Ivory and KC as he recounted one of his tales form the past in his creaky old lazy boy chair. Ahh good times. Anyways, I digress.

Well, please respond as soon as you receive this letter and I would appreciate it if you gave January his owl pellets as I have run out.

With Love,

Jazmine

Jazzy thoroughly scanned her letter over thrice before rolling it into a scroll and attaching it carefully to her beautiful male owl January's leg.

She almost up chucked reading such formal writing style, but her mother Insisted that Jazzy practice a more sophisticated manner of writing.

Jazzy pried open the window in her dormitory, and sent January on his way, biting her lip nervously. She worried that her mother wouldn't receive the letter soon enough. Even though her mom was a bit of a prude, Jazzy loved her nonetheless.

Slouching down the girl's dormitory stairs, Jazzy reflected on that mornings events. She had no bloody idea as to why she had agreed to do anything with Sirius. To be honest with herself, Jazzy thought she was more worried about hurting someone's feelings, or injuring them than getting caught. In general, Jazzy didn't worry about her personal record, and her grades were a whatever. It was just that she rather disliked being mean or rude to people, no matter how much she thought they deserved it. Bickering would not solve anything.

Sirius was a whole other matter though. He was truly a crazy boy with crazy friends, and a crazy life. But crazy was what made things all the more interesting.

Jazzy finally sighed and stepped out into the Gryffindor common room, and was immediately ambushed by an extremely excited Sirius Black.

"Jazzy! There you are good old bubby! We have to create a plan my friend, a PLAN! Jazzy c'mon, let's go to the library, then we can sneak into the kitchens, and then, OH we can check out girls, okay!? Now hurry up Jazzers, we don't have much time!" Sirius chirruped with feverish excitment glowing in his bright grey eyes.

Jazzy seemed rather put out. "Sirius, I don't believe that I am James Potter."

Sirius blinked. "I know you're not."

"Then, why did you just ask me to check out girls with you?"

Sirius was completely silent, then-"Argh! I can't-I mean..." The Gryffindor collapsed into a plush red couch, and shook his head dejectedly. "I miss my Jamesy! He's busy trying to woo Lily...I AM SO JEALOUS! DOES HE NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE?!"

"No Sirius, I'm positive he still loves you, he's just preoccupied." Comforted Jazzy, patting Sirius reassuringly on the shoulder.

Sirius sighed heavily, then said, "Well Miss. Jazzers, I might not be able to check out girls with you, but we could still start planning our prank!" Then he proceeded to carry out the most convincing puppy dog face in the world. Of course, Jazzy couldn't possibly say no to that, so she agreed to commence their planning. Sigh. There was just far too much pranking going on with her lately.

Meanwhile, in the library, James Potter was trying fruitlessly to get a certain Lily Evans to go out with him. All of his advances were immediately shot down. This witch was jut far too stubborn for her own good.

"I may be no Salazar, but I'd love to Slytherin bed with you!" James proclaimed with a wink, leaning his head dangerously close to Lily's. She ignored him, and continued to examine her book.

"I could be your house elf, I'll do whatever you want and I don't need clothes!"

Silence.

"Babe, are you using petrificus totalus? Cause you've made me stiff!"

And this is when Lily cracked.

"YOU COMPLETE BASTARD! WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH FOR ONE SECOND SO I CAN DO MY HOMEWORK! YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE JAMES BLOODY FUCKING POTTER YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT, BUT GUESS WHAT YOU IMBECILE, I'M NOT BUYING IT!" Screamed Lily at James after she had shot up out of her chair, her green eyes wild, and her freckled face red with rage.

"Dear sweet baby Jesus..." James stuttered out, scared out of his mind by this little ball of fire. He had started to back up, raising his hands in the air, motioning he was surrendering.

Lily swiftly gathered up all her books, her red hair flying, and stalked out of the Library, flustered with anger. What an idiot, she thought. James Potter most definitely didn't deserve her time or anger. He was simply an arrogant toe-rag with nice hair. The end.

A/N: A little bit 'o James and Lily action eh? And I've changed Peter Pettigrew to Zac Efron instead of Jamie Bell. BUT its not the hunky and attractive Zac we all know and love. Nope. Its the young and geeky Zac Efron. I'll put a pic of him on the side :)

Well, hope you enjoyed!