hell turned | hq chatfic

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[kuroo added oikawa, bokuto, daichi, terushima, kita, ushijima, and futakuchi]

oikawa: okay u forgot sum1

kuroo: and didnt

[oikawa added daishou]

kuroo: oh for fucks sake

kuroo: oikawa how could u betray me like this

oikawa: oh put a dick in it 🥱

kuroo: WHAT—

kita: LMFAOOO

bokuto: GOODBYE

daishou: SHITTING BRICKS RN

ushijima: you should get that checked out

terushima: you poor soul

daichi: im in enough group chats why am i in another one

futakuchi:

oikawa: WHY IS THAT THE FIRST THING YOU SEND

futakuchi: HAD TO MAKE MY PRESENCE RELEVANT

daishou: made it more like IRrelevant

kita: okay youre one to talk green bean lookin bitch

kita: you werent even an original choice foh 🤨🤨

kuroo: LMFOAJWSH

bokuto: LIVING FOR CHAOTIC KITA

bokuto: SIR PLEASE CALL ME OUT I BEG 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

daichi: NO ME FIRST

futakuchi: AYO DAICHI BEIN SUBMISSIVE ????

daishou: no no i live for it

daishou: submissive daichi can get it

daichi: this is where i retire 😁👍🏼

daishou: AYE AYE I WAS JUST KIDDING PAPITO

daichi: EXCUSE—

terushima: P A P I T O

kita: NAH THIS IS WHERE I RETURN MY LIFE SUBSCRIPTION I DID NOT NEED THAT

bokuto: DAISHOU WILDIN SOMEONE GET HIM SOME DICK 😭

daishou: excuse me i am a straight male 🤨

futakuchi: ew wtf 🤨

futakuchi; down with the straggots

oikawa: ^ THIS

oikawa: but nah daishou you just told a whole ass lie

daishou: what