hell turned | hq chatfic

nine

1:24 AM

fuckin like sluts 🤪

daichi: i shouldve recorded futakuchi stripping

daichi: that was hot ngl

daichi: and i am not ashamed to say i would watch that every second of every day

kuroo: ayo calm down daichi thats pretty down horrendous of you🧍

kuroo: no but mood tho

kuroo: that was some hot shit

bokuto: especially when oikawa got up there with him?

bokuto: lord i thought i was gonna bust a nut not gon cap

oikawa: im sexy i know i know 😩

kuroo: no youre like

kuroo: beyond sexy

kuroo: i dont even know a word for it

terushima: i didnt last long cause noya got up there too

terushima: with all 3 of them stripping i was already defeated

terushima: kinda hard to sit still with a boner

nishinoya: an intense one at that

nishinoya: i was scared it was gon rip my throat or something

futakuchi: 10/10 oikawa should come again

futakuchi: you didnt even apply yet and the manager already wanted to hire you

futakuchi: thats talent bestie 🤪

oikawa: periodt fran 🤪

oikawa: damn i just realized i could make like big big bucks

oikawa: i get told all the time that im gorgeous 😩

atsumu: jesus maybe i should mute you guys my phone's blowing up like crazy

atsumu: omi's getting suspicious 😀

bokuto: whats an "omi"

atsumu: its not a what hes a who

bokuto: alright genius then WHO is omi

atsumu: sakusa

oikawa: EXCUSE ME WHAT ?????

oikawa: YOURE W I T H SAKUSA ????

atsumu: yes hes my best friend 😀

oikawa: AH FUCK

atsumu: what-

sugawara: damn maybe its best you dont know-