1:30 AM
fuckin like sluts 🤪
oikawa: BITCH I AM UP
terushima: BITCH I AM UP
futakuchi: BITCH I AM UP
kita: BITCH I AM UP
oikawa: OKAY XANS FOR HER DINNER UH
kita: BAG FROM MARGIELA UH
bokuto: BAD LIL BITCH
kuroo: SHE SPANISH
daishou: SPEAK NO ENGLISH
daichi: GOT NO MANNERS
daichi: no but deadass take yo raggedy asses to sleep
daichi: its fucking 1:30 AM
kuroo: okay but youre up annnd for what? 🤨
daichi: i was suckin dick get yo nose out my bitness
kita: LMFAOOAOAOA
terushima: nah cause whose dick if im sittin at home with no one to satisfy my boner 😐😐😐
daichi: terushima youre literally fine as fuck how do you not have anyone
kuroo: excuse me what
kuroo: i saw 'terushima' and 'fine as fuck' in the same sentence
kuroo: did i read that right ?????
daichi: yes ?????
daishou: he just seems so .......
daishou: obnoxious.....
daishou: how is he fine as fuck
terushima: damn personally im offended papi
daishou: OH BUT YOU SHIT ON ME FOR USING PAPITO
terushima: YES CAUSE WHO THE FUCK USES FUCKING P A P I T O LIKE WTF ??????
daishou: 🔫🤨 SEND A PIC AND ILL FORGIVE YOU FOR SLANDERING ME
terushima: ION WANT YO CRUSTY ASS FORGIVENESS 🤨🤨🤨
terushima: BUT I WILL SEND A PIC CAUSE QUITE FRANKLY I AM THE SHIT SO FUCK YOU
terushima: [sent an attachment]
oikawa: GODDAMN FUCK ME WITH A CHAINSAW—
oikawa: WHAT THE HELL
oikawa: YOURE SO HOT
oikawa: LIKE ILL GLADLY SUCK YOU OFF FOR A BIG MAC
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hell turned | hq chatfic
Fanfictionlowercase intended (cause who texts grammatically correct?) [kuroo added oikawa, bokuto, daichi, terushima, kita, ushijima, and futakuchi] oikawa: okay u forgot sum1 kuroo: and didnt [oikawa added daishou] kuroo: oh for fucks sake [completed: 1/10/2...