1:26 AM
fuckin like sluts 🤪
daishou: taste buds are just the testicles of your tongue
oikawa: tasteicles
daichi: why am i associated with you people
kuroo: cause youre gay
daichi: i like women too
futakuchi: i told you megan fox does not count
daichi: you shut the fuck up yes she fuckin does
futakuchi: make me
kita: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE SEND THAT SHAGGY MEME
daichi: *exits out of camera roll*
daichi: so anyways
daishou: LMFAOOOO
bokuto: GOODBYE
oikawa: KITA SAID ENOUGH WITH THE SHAGGY DISRESPECT 😭
kita: HELL YEAH IM TIRED OF SHAGGY BEING USED IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN GROUP CHAT 😭
daichi: @futakuchi so i have a question
futakuchi: yes my job allows for strippers to be privately requested and touched if they consent to it
daichi: so i dont have a question
daichi: currently omw
futakuchi: EXCUSE ME WHAT ???
futakuchi: YOU ARE ???????
daichi: yeah? 🤨
daichi: you gon tell me to make you shut up and NOT expect me to do it ???
daichi: you weird homie 🤣🤣
futakuchi: EICIAEJOSI
oikawa: OKAYYY FUCK IT UP FRANN 🤪
futakuchi: I MEAN AYEE 🤪 BUT I DIDNT EXPECT YOU TO ACTUALLY COME UP HERE 🤠🤠
daichi: hell yeah im comin up there
daichi: finna make a private request and everythang 😩😩
futakuchi: define "everything"
daichi: walking? nah, 🥵wheelchair🥵
futakuchi: o h-
futakuchi: lord have mercy on me 💔
kuroo: lord: lol request denied
futakuchi: WHAT
bokuto: LMFOAOAOAOA
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hell turned | hq chatfic
Fanfictionlowercase intended (cause who texts grammatically correct?) [kuroo added oikawa, bokuto, daichi, terushima, kita, ushijima, and futakuchi] oikawa: okay u forgot sum1 kuroo: and didnt [oikawa added daishou] kuroo: oh for fucks sake [completed: 1/10/2...
