3:35 PM
fuckin like sluts 🤪
daishou: did you know that you could eat whale cum
bokuto: daishou what the fuck
terushima: you can eat cum in general
kuroo: what is wrong with you
daichi: what am i supposed to do with this information
daichi: im not gonna go to a beach and be like "oh! whale cum! let me shOVE THIS IN MY MOUTH"
daichi: WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT EVEN LOOK LIKE
daishou:
oikawa: ............oikawa: im not associating myself with you anymore.
sugawara: WAIT NO WHAT THE FUCK THATS WHALE CUM ?????????
kita: IM NOT VIBING WITH THE WAY YOU ASKED THAT LOVELY..........
sugawara: I JUMPED IN THAT SHIT BEFORE AND IT GOT IN MY MOUTH........
kita: LOVELY NO......
sugawara: HONEY YES........
sugawara: IM GONNA FUCKING CRY
sugawara: NOBODY TALK TO ME
[sugawara is offline]
oikawa: OH G O D—
akaashi: daishou this is your fault
daishou: WHA—
daishou: HOW
terushima: way to go dipshit you made a model cry 😐😐😐
bokuto: yikes thats not good 😬
daishou: WHY........
kuroo: everyone knows if you make a model cry they hold hella grudges 🤨🤨🤨
futakuchi: who made suga cry
futakuchi: i got hands im not afraid to throw
kita: daishou's stupid ass did it 😐
daishou: WHAT
futakuchi: my fists are rated D for daishou 😐😐
daishou: QLRNWLAJ
[daishou is offline]
oikawa: GET HIM BEST FRANNN 🤪
futakuchi: PURRR 🤪
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hell turned | hq chatfic
Fanfictionlowercase intended (cause who texts grammatically correct?) [kuroo added oikawa, bokuto, daichi, terushima, kita, ushijima, and futakuchi] oikawa: okay u forgot sum1 kuroo: and didnt [oikawa added daishou] kuroo: oh for fucks sake [completed: 1/10/2...