The Note Girl

Monday

Early Monday morning....By early  I mean crack of dawn...yeah! Who ever wakes up at 4:30 .... I mean it's still midnight isn't  it? Anyway, early monday morning Tanya got a message from Palash.
The the first message was like,
" Sohhhhhhhh😡😡😡😡."

" Huh? Imma 😴😴😴😴. Don't disturb."

"GET UP. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF."

"HUH?"

" Don't act innocent and goody two shoes. Pata chal gaya hai what you were upto all saturday evening with that confirmed playboy and good for nothing Mihir ... Wah! Wah! Pura band, baja, barat. Mil tu mujse. kan khichunga "

" Huh? What?" wrote Tanya as she sat up on her bed ragraoing her over drowsy eyes,  her hair completely tousled  like kauwa Ka ghosla and a slight sniffle dripping down her nose which she wiped in her sleeping suit sleeve. It must be the result of staying out too long or may be the AC temperature was too low. She looked at Palash's  message again.  Why is he disturbing me so early?

"What kya? Gulcharre ura rahi thi 💃💃💃💃....Ruk ja...till Aunty finds out. "

Gulchar what? thought Tanya. Bother. "Subah, subah bakwas mat kar. Sone de."

"Forget sleeping. Wake up and smell the coffee. Tera din aaj bhot bura jane wala hai."

" Woh toh hai. Kyu ki school hai and I have to meet your unlucky face and the faces of your ugly, coffee drinking friends. AND Coffee ki bat mat kar tuuuuuu😖😖😖 I am warning you👿👿👿."

"😝😝😝☕☕☕ Aaaahhhh! Kya coffee thi. Kiaan liked it best I think. Hehehehe."

" 👊👊👊👊🤬. I kicked him real hard Btw"

" Pata hai. He was limping. Chor yeh sab. You are in deep shit. Let me meet you in school phir khabar leta hu. Param bandri."

" WHAT!  fuck off, doofus."

" Doofus yourself. "

Tanya jumped out of her bed angrily and walked  up to  her window  and opened it. Her window was bang opposite Palash's which was open. " Idiot, meathead, nimrod, numbskull, loser, fool, dingbat,"  she yelled.

Palash came near the window and then showed her his leg as if to say he was kicking her from distance and then went away.

"STUUUPPPIIIDDDD, disturbing element, you bacteria of the comode."

" Ki holo mamoni?" Palash's dad peeped out of the window from the ground floor. (  Ki holo means what happened. Mamoni is a bengali endearing name. It actually means something like dear mother. Bengalis older gen call maa to girl children as an endearing way to address little girls. It's like dads calling daughters princess.)

" He is disturbing me uncle," she told.

" Darao( wait). I will scold him..don't  worry. Aaiii Bobby," he yelled from the window looking up.  This was the stardard line of Palash's father and it worked with Tanya. She then made a face that seemed to say, serves you right and then she would stop yelling names at him.

His father would rebuke him mildly when he met him next. It did not effect Palash at all. Presently, he moonwalked into the window frame and stuck out his tongue at her and mouthed, "Just go to school... phir dekh teri kya hashar karta hu." Phir dekhenge teri nach, he thought angrily, dancing in the streets with loafers. Dada( Amaltas) will be so angry. Tanya did not know what he was angry about. She shrugged and went inside.

Anyway,  soon after Tanya's mom, Meena  came to her room and asked her to hurry. She had an event in her office and had to be at work early.  So, she decided to drop her earlier than she usually did  on her way to work.