child headcanons bc i can
everyones parent/s:
mumza and dadza: wilbur techno tommy
bad: sapnap, but something happened and he left when he was around 15
schlatt: tubbo
"the spawn point": Niki jack Karl Quackity Hannah philza
Puffy: dream foolish drista (yes I'm including her) and then sapnap was adopted much later on.
a mutherfocking mushroom: george (im not explaining)
SLIME: charlie (i have this weird headconon where he just EMERGED from the slime and just sorta chilled there for a few years)
technoblade: ranboo
tubbo and ranboo: micheal
tommy: shroud
(these aren't all of them but you get the main idea)
wilbur started playing guitar at 9, he was terrible. he was begged to stop for two weeks. so phil got bored of hearing him play it horribly and got him a teacher.
ranboo was tiny, like so small, like, 30-centimetres-at-3-years-old small. nobody could tell his age. everyone thought he was going to be really short but then he had a massive growth spurt at 8 and was tall ever since. (definitely not me self projecting here hahahaha)
philza had a photo of mumza on the SBI fridge and saw wilbur looking at the fridge and told him it was his mum. wilbur thought that the fridge was his mum. mumza visits. it goes a little like:
philza @ seven y.o wilbur: hey wilbur! do you remember your mum?
wilbur: yeah shes always here- *turns around*
wilbur: WHO THE FRICK IS THAT?!
it was not very good. Kristen thought she was being cheated on with a fridge for several hours. dadza was not happy with wilbur.
wilbur raised fundy alone in the woods, so when Phil finally met him he didn't know that floris had ever existed and only ever found out right before the election.
when techno was a child he was teased for... being a pig... *realizes how practical those kids were*
anyway, he was teased and Niki always stood up for him, beat a couple of people up once. so nowadays whenever Niki feels threatened this giant pig starts waving around a sword demanding blood.
whenever kristen has to leave after visiting phil she just disappears into the night and leaves a wither rose on the windowsill.
kristen always wanted a daughter, but got only sons, so techno grew out his hair while mumza was away and surprised her when she came back.
jack fell off the monkey bars a lot as a kid.
It explains a lot.
eret got an eye condition as a kid and his eyes turned white because of it.
i dont really believe this, but its fun to think about as an au:
tommy is trans, he came out to wilbur first then techno helped him come out to phil, they all loved and accepted him ofc, but here comes the wholesome: since ghostbur can't remember bad things, he cant remember anything before tommy transitioned.
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this used to be called Headcannons
Randomjust a bunch of headcannons, maybe a few oneshots, maybe some cool fanart, yea. there is no point to this book, but some people like visuals and since i base a lot of stuff that i write of of stuff that i find on the internet or has happened to me i...
