dream smp incorrect quotes.
I also may have tnt-ed the duo.
Tubbo: Bye Ranboo! Bye Tommy! Bye Phil! Bye Wilbur ! Bye Ranboo!
Tommy: You said 'bye Ranboo' twice.
Tubbo: I like Ranboo.
Ant: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Velvet: Okay.
Ant: And make out during the scary parts.
Velvet: Th-
Velvet: The scary parts.
Velvet: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Wilbur: Shit.
Technoblade: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Tommy: OH MY GOD PHIL FELL OFF!!!
Wilbur: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Technoblade: I do have a sense of humor you know
Wilbur: I've never heard you laugh before
Technoblade: I've never heard you say anything funny
Tubbo: Anyone d-
Ranboo: Depressed?
Tommy: Drained?
Phil: Dumb?
Wilbur : Disliked?
Tubbo: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Tubbo: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Ranboo: Have everyone stand.
Tommy: Bring three more chairs!
Phil: The most important ones can sit down.
Wilbur : Kill three.
quackity: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
foolish: Several traffic violations.
Charlie: Three counts of resisting arrest.
sam: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Wilbur : Also, that's not our car.
Ant: Is something burning?
Velvet: Just my love for you.
Ant: Velvet, the toaster is on fire.
Tubbo: Change is inedible.
Ranboo: Don't you mean inevitable?
Tubbo, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Phil: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Technoblade: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Tommy: I personally was created in a lab.
Wilbur: I just straight up spawned lol.
Ant: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Velvet: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Ant, desperately, as Velvet bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Velvet: Oh! B positive.
Ant: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Velvet:
quackity: We need a distraction.
foolish: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Wilbur , whispering: My time has come
Tubbo: Favorite horror movie?
Ranboo: It
Tommy: Saw
Phil: Annabelle
Wilbur : High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
quackity: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
foolish: Just rip the bandage off.
quackity: It's Wilbur .
foolish: Put the bandage back on.
quackity: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
foolish: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Charlie: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
sam: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Wilbur : What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Wilbur: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Technoblade: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Tommy: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Phil: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Tubbo: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Ranboo: Rude.
Tommy: That's fair.
Phil: Not again.
Wilbur : Are you going to want this back?
Tubbo: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Ranboo's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...
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this used to be called Headcannons
Randomjust a bunch of headcannons, maybe a few oneshots, maybe some cool fanart, yea. there is no point to this book, but some people like visuals and since i base a lot of stuff that i write of of stuff that i find on the internet or has happened to me i...
