this used to be called Headcannons

I talk about block game at 5am

*crashes through wall*

you're probably wondering why I'm writing this.

*smashes through window*

because im on break.

*kicks down door*

why its the same reason I made five masks today.

*tnt detonation around a cardboard box and has nuclear reactions with the climate around it*

*gets out from under cardboard box and stares at the camera like in the office*

Coping mechanisms. 

*earth is crushed by an astroid*

*sitting in a spaceship*

but yes so im here with more head canons.

mumza has relatives in basically what Olympus is to the greeks but make it dream smp, anyways because Phils like 5'11 when she tried to introduced him to her family they couldn't hear a word he said bc he was too small for them. basically it ended with Phil almost passing out cuz he was so scared of them due to the shear size of all of them. 

phil's old hardcore was the dream smp WAY before anyone else "joined" and Kristen was the only "child" in dsmp Olympus so in the period of time between Phils death and the first few people "joining"she got to hang out with Phil and study earth and how the circle of life worked. but yes basically Phil and Kristen "grew up" together and thats how they knew each other.

techno was cursed to be a piglin for the first 10 years of his life, and after the curse was lifted he still had some of the attributes of a pig, which is why he looks so weird.

techno and niki grew up together they were the besets of friends and they made a club called the syndicate when they were like 11 and they had a treehouse they would hang out in and niki taught techno how to bake and make flower crowns and everyone who even says hello to techno now knows how to make flower crowns and since niki is pan and I head canon c!techno to be aro they danced together at the school dance and just did that uncomfortable "im gay and your gay and we've got to dance otherwise we'll be outing ourselves" dance thing and being socially awkward friends together and they took advanced math together and they were such amazing friends and-

kinda sidenote but I GET c!technoblade. like I relate a TON. there are certainly people that im basically a carbon copy of *cough cough* ran *cough* boo, its *cough cough* ranboo *cough* oh so sorry I my lungs aren't used to the air in the space craft- but you know that time ranboo gave him the maxed out over powered as fuck axe and he was just like "you aren't one of my favourite people right now totally not yep nope. totally not forever grateful. nope." I frickiNG GET THAT LIKE MY QPP WILL GET ME A GIFT OF ANY KIND, IT COULD BE A DARN ROCK BUT I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND TREASURE THEM FOREVER AND I START MAKING FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS FOR OUR WEDDING LIKE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY UNDERSTAND ME AND MY TASTE AND THINK OF ME WHEN THEY SEE CERTAIN STUFF AND- JUST- AHHHHHHH-

as tubbo is the second smallest on the smp he just steals everyones clothes. oh, Tommy got a sweater he liked? its gone by morning. ranboo found an old t-shirt in the back of his closet? disappeared. Phils old hoodie hanging out to dry? IM SORRY BUT ITS GREEN HES GOT TO HAVE IT, HE DOESN'T MAKE THE RULES. and skeppy just has to make his own clothes cuz nothing will ever fit a 2 foot man.

Tubbo's always had goat ears, but his horns only really started coming in a few months after he lost his first life, and they really came in when snowchester, and he got really panicked that he would end up looking like Schlatt and ranboo would have to help him and convince him he could never be evil, and ghost boo forgot all the bad stuff and shit so tubbo now has practically no one to help him.

Tommy talks to the moon because dadza told him that mumza lived there when he was a kid and one of the first thing he did when he got out of prison was ask the moon if she was even listening.

ranboo's limbo is simply just his life continuing on in the smp but he has no good memories, why is this so sad? he could just recreate his memories? thats not to bad! he is living out his regular life. Wilbur and Phil almost fucking cried at his limbo. if his life was so bad that it is literally the worst position and place he could be in, the place that makes him feel the most grief and pain, is his own life. that is fucking sad.

mumza can look down at her children every now and again,  and she is scared to now because she was looking when Wilbur was killed, when techno was almost executed, when Tommy was murdered by dream, and when techno and Tommy were fighting in pogtopia and Wilbur was rooting for the violence. she is scared of what her family has become and she is terrified by what they are doing to each other. she hasn't looked at them since Tommy was murdered.

Tommy was crying when he was trying to tell dream that he was going to die, he died crying. ghostbur was punched into the lava by dream, he died screaming in pain for Tommy to help him. Tubbo had a panic attack when techno had the fireworks pointed at him, he couldn't breathe when the fireworks hit him. ranboo died thinking of his family, he worried about tubbo and Micheal until his last breath. when Phil stabbed Wilbur he sunk back against the farthest wall trying to get away from the stranger, the last thing Wilbur saw was his farther staring at him in terror. 

just a few thoughts.

(ps when this was published it was not 5 am, go drink some water)