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On news:
Reporter- someone got into a fight with one of the squids at the Aquarium today
Sam walks in covered in ink
Sam- maybe cause the squid was a dick
Carly,Spencer,Freddie,Gibby- oh my god
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Freddie- I made tea
Sam- I don't want tea
Freddie- the teas not for you
Sam- then why are you telling me
Freddie- conversation starter
Sam- that's a lousy conversation starter
Freddie- well we're having a conversation checkmate
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Freddie- English is a difficult language it can be understood through thorough thought though
Sam- you need to stop
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Sam- well I'm having the house and the kids
Freddie- you can't have both
Sam- unlucky I am
Carly pulls the monopoly board back
Carly- maybe we should put this away for a bit
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Freddie- do you take constructive criticism
Sam- I only take cash or credit
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Freddie- what's your weakness
Sam- I can be uncooperative
Freddie- okay can you give me an example
Sam- no
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*freddie and Sam skipping stones on a lake*
Freddie- it's such a beautiful evening
Sam whispering - take that you fucking lake
(I saw these on someone's one-shots but I can't remember who)
