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Freddie- did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger then before
Sam- so your saying I should break every bone in my body to become invincible
Freddie- for the love of god don't do that
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Sam- your not my babysitter
Freddie- no I'm not babysitters get paid for the shit they have to go through
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Freddie- I'll give you a piece of my mind
Sam- oh I couldn't take the last one
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Freddie- do you ever feel like your being watched
Sam- all the time when you look This good you get used to it
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Freddie- where the hell have you been
Sam- out
Freddie- ooohhh out I don't know why I didn't think to check there first
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Freddie- do you ever think about me
Sam- I wonder the same about you but I also wonder if you think at all
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Sam- I just wanna say from the bottom of my heart
Sam- I'm gonna kill you
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Freddie- why do you always assume I'm doing something stupid
Sam- to save time
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Freddie- so I've started seeing someone
Sam- like dating or hallucinations
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Sam- I'm a confident driver
Freddie- you almost backed over me yesterday
Sam- confidently though
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Freddie- drinking isn't about getting drunk-
Sam- it's about getting really drunk-
Freddie- no-
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Sam- did you know that atoms can't touch each other and we're all made of atoms so we technically never actually touch anything in our lives
Principal Franklin-
Sam- so your answer is no I did not punch Freddie
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Gibby- every girl wants to date a Prince Charming/ princess
Tasha- why should I want that when I have a king who treats me like a queen
Spencer and Carly high five
Freddie- why can't we be like that
Sam- because your a peasant
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Sam- what are you watching
Freddie- unsolved mysteries
Sam- so just mysteries
Freddie-
Freddie- I-
Sam- Oh I'll join you in a second once I get edible food from the cold refrigerator
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Freddie- I'm having a brain scan tomorrow
Sam- too see if you have one
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Spencer- so you took advice from Freddie
Sam- it's called hitting Rock bottom Spence
Spencer-
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Freddie- your one in a million Sam
Sam- that means there's 7 thousand of me in the world
Freddie-
Sam- I could find myself and create an army we'd be invincible
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Freddie- heroes are made at battles
Sam- that's also where they commonly die
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Sam- could you grab that off the top shelf for me
Freddie- see? You do need me in your life.
Sam- I could replace you with a step ladder.
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Freddie- Sam we have a problem
Sam- no you have a problem I have an idiot who keeps getting into problems
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Sam- Freddie are you seeing anyone right now
Freddie- no why?
Sam- I think you'd benefit from seeing a therapist or something
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Freddie- don't be a bitter bitch be a better Bitch
Sam- that's where your mistaken I can multitask and excel at both.
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Gibby- wait your actually dating Sam
Freddie- what you didn't think she was my type
Gibby- no I didn't think she would lower her standards
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Mrs benson- I guess I can't hide that I'm crazy
Sam- I don't think your trying that hard
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Freddie- do blind people see there dreams? Do death people hear there thoughts?
Sam- do you ever shut up?
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Sam- some mistakes were made
Freddie- by you
Sam- people got hurt
Freddie- by you!
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Sam- how come whenever I have fun it's considered wrong
Freddie- people get hurt when you have fun
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(Give me some ideas for oneshots you'd like to see cause I can't think of anything)
