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Freddie- look on the bright side you still got me
Sam- is that supposed to cheer me up
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Carly- I'm scared
Sam- don't worry I'm here
Freddie- Sam you are the reason we're scared
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Freddie- I have no idea what I'm doing
Sam- of course you don't you need a brain for that
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Freddie- if writing things is nerdy what do you do then
Sam- I forget things like a cool person
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Freddie- if you were my wife I'd put poison in your coffee
Sam- If you were my husband I'd drink the coffee
Freddie-
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Freddie- I can't just stand here and watch you get in trouble Sam
Sam- your free to grab some popcorn
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Freddie- I just hope your not doing anything stupid
Sam- well I hope your not hoping to hard
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Freddie- can I ask you about your dad
Sam- sure
Freddie- what happened to your dad
Sam- none of your business
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Sam- I have an idea but I need your permission
Freddie- why do you need my permission
Sam-because if it goes wrong I don't want it to be only my fault
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Sam- oh come on I didn't lie
Freddie-
Sam- I just left out some insignificant details
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Freddie wakes Sam up at 7am
Sam- what the fuck is wrong with you
Freddie- could've started with good morning
Sam- good morning what the fuck is wrong with you
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Freddie- if I were about to walk off a cliff what would you do
Sam- push
Freddie- I don't believe that
Sam- you would on your way down
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Freddie- Sam what the hell are you doing
Sam- getting ice cream
Freddie- it's 2am. Aren't you supposed to be asleep
Sam- I'm supposed to be a lot of things but I live to disappoint now get me my ice cream
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Freddie- something is wrong with me
Sam to Carly and Spencer- I told you if we waited long enough he'd figure it out by himself
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Freddie- okay what do we say when we're anxious
Sam- my anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic
Freddie- no-
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Sam- I mean small animals are more vicious cause they have less space to bottle up there anger
Spencer - that's ridiculous give one example
Sam- spiders
Carly- wasps
Brad- terriers
Freddie- Sam
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Sam- I'd throw myself in-front of a moving car for you
Freddie- you'd throw yourself in-front of a car for fun
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Sam- okay no more complaining about your mum
Freddie- you told me to get it all out my system
Sam- I didn't realise how much you had in your system
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Freddie- you remind me off the ocean
Sam- cause of my blue eyes
Freddie- because your full of salt and people are scared of you
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Spencer- we've got to cut down on our expenses what can we live without
Sam- probably Freddie
Freddie- reminder to lock the door tonight
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Sam- oh here's a plan we set the school fire alarm off then-
Freddie- you can't set it off if there's no fire
Sam- then I'll start a fire
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Wakes up after being knocked up
Freddie- are we in heaven
Sam- certainly not they'd never let me in there
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Sam- do you want some tea
Freddie- what are the options
Sam- yes or no
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