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Freddie- I think I pulled a muscle
Sam- Freddie you can't pull what you don't have
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Freddie- I like someone who is environmentally aware
Sam points at sky- that's a cloud
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Freddie- Sam what's the fastest way to a girls heart
Sam- through the fourth and fifth rib
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Carly- how was the camping trip
Freddie- she tried to kill me
Sam- he said the bugs were annoying him so I sprayed him with bug spray
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Freddie sneezes
Sam-
Freddie- your not gonna say bless you
Sam- I'm standing here right next to you you've already been blessed
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Sam- I like your new pants
Freddie - thanks they were 50% off
Sam- id like them better if they were 100% off
Freddie- they can't just give clothes away for free sam
Sam- that's not what I meant
Freddie- that's a bad way to run a company
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Freddie- if I punch myself and it hurts am I weak or strong
Spence- strong
Carly- weak
Sam- an idiot that's what you are
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Freddie- this feels illegal
Sam- anything is legal if there's no cops around
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Freddie- does my opinion not matter
Sam- it does
Freddie-
Sam- just not to me
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Freddie- you might not know this Sam but I'm a flawed person
Sam- I know that
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Freddie- change of plans
Sam- we had a plan
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Freddie - oh good morning didn't know you were an early bird
Sam- I'm not I'm heading to bed
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Freddie- she almost killed me
Sam- I wouldn't of actually killed you
Sam- your sweet Aren't you
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Freddie- Sam what's up
Sam looks up- I think I see a bird
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Freddie- what's your favourite colour
Sam- stop asking stupid questions ask me something logical and mature
Freddie- how many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8ml of sulphuric acid as stp
Sam- my favourite colour is brown
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Sam- I won a new phone in a race
Freddie- what race let's you win a phone
Sam- a race between me the shop owner and the police
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