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Freddie- my head hurts
Sam- that's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity
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Freddie- can you answer this question without the level of sarcasm
Sam - If you ask the question without the level of stupidity
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Freddie- without ugly the world would be nothing but beautiful
Sam- thank you for your sacrifice
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Sam- come on how many times do I have to apologise
Freddie- once
Sam- no
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Freddie- hey can I sit
Sam- I certainly hope so
Sam- just not with me
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Freddie- Sam you can be bitter about this all day-
Sam- yes I can
Freddie- I was going to say or but never mind
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Sam- Freddie what does the yellow light mean
Freddie driving- slow down
Sam- no speed up the red light is coming
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Freddie- your standing on thin ice
Sam- I'm standing on the floor
Freddie- it's an expression
Sam- it's a carpet
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Freddie- your probably one of those beautiful women who don't know it
Sam - no I know it
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Freddie- did you eat all the powdered donuts
Sam- no
Freddie- then what's that on your lap
Sam- cocaine?
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Sam- your an idiot
Freddie- be positive Sam
Sam- oh I am positive
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Carly- everything good in life dies
Sam- explains why Freddie's been alive so long
Freddie- .....
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Freddie- you have no idea what I'm capable of Sam
Sam- don't take this personally but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake
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Freddie- be the bigger person Sam
Sam- I'm 5'5 and angry you be the bigger person
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(I found these quotes of marvel incorrect quotes but they fit Sam and Freddie so much so hope ya like more of these chapters coming)
