Funny quotes part 2

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Freddie- so that's my plan

Sam- are you okay with constructive criticism

Freddie- sure

Sam- it fucking sucks

Freddie- that's not constructive criticism

Sam- it's criticism
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Sam- am I in trouble

Freddie- take a guess

Sam- no?

Freddie- take another guess
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Sam pointing - may I sit there

Freddie- that's my lap

Sam- that doesn't answer my question
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Freddie- this is such a bad idea

Sam- then why are you coming along

Freddie- one of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us and when this goes inevitably wrong
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Freddie- how petty can you get

Sam- I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about
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Sam- I'm incredibly fast at maths

Freddie- what's 30x17

Sam- 47

Freddie- not even close

Sam- but it was fast
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Sam- I'm going to take you out

Freddie- great it's a date

Sam- I meant that as a threat

Freddie- see ya at 5
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Sam- whadya call a fish with no eye?

Freddie not looking up- myxine

Sam-

Sam- fsh
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Freddie- can you please be serious for five minutes

Sam- my records four but I'll try
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Freddie- look let's just agree to say I'm sorry on the 3

Freddie- 3.2.1

Sam-

Freddie-

Freddie- see now I'm just disappointed in the both of us
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Sam- rules were made to be broken

Freddie- bodies weren't
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Freddie- did Sam just tell me she loved me for the first time

Carly- yep

Freddie- and did I do the finger guns back

Carly- yes yes you did
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Freddie- do you miss the imagination of childhood

Sam- never had one

Freddie- a childhood or an imagination
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Sam- I am lost for words

Freddie talking to Carly later

Freddie- despite being lost for words Sam shouted at me for the next 45 minutes
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Freddie- were having a moment aren't we

Sam- if by a moment you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first since we met then I guess we are
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Freddie- violence isn't the answer

Sam- your right

Sighs in relief

Sam- violence is the question.

Freddie- what

Sam- and the answer is yes

She bolts off  Freddie Chasing her shouting no!!
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