TW: MENTIONS OF SELF-HARM, ATTEMPTED SUICIDE
[I think you can see why most of these went unpublished.]
Date of Origin: Tuesday, 20th August 2019
Y/n: "No... Captain Watson?"
JW: "Hmm?" *looks up* "Y/n L/n?"
Y/n: "Long time no see, Captain."
JW: "John is fine. We're not on the battlefield now, soldier."
Y/n: "Right, yea. How've you been?"
JW: "Yea, not bad, not bad at all. You?"
Y/n: "Just got back, actually."
JW: "Got shot?"
Y/n: "Got shot." *smiles* "Say, I don't suppose you'd fancy a cuppa with me after work? You can bring your boyfriend along too, I don't mind."
JW: "Yea, I'd love to. I'll bring Sherlock, or maybe not. If he starts deducing your life story, don't get offended."
Y/n: "It's incredibly hard to offend me these days, John."
JW: "I can imagine."
SH: "JOHN."
JW: "Coming, Sherlock!"
Y/n: "I'll see you back here at 4 then?"
JW: "Wouldn't miss it for the world."
SH: "Old friend of yours?"
JW: "Yea, we served together."
SH: "Captain Watson? I rather like the sound of that."
JW: "Jesus, Sherl. Don't tell me you've got a thing for men in uniform."
SH: "Not men in uniform, per say. You in uniform, definitely."
JW: "Oh."
SH: "Anyway, coffee date?"
JW: "Oh, yes. 4pm we're going to meet her back here."
SH: "She's got a lingering crush on you, you know."
JW: "She knows I've got a boyfriend. Y/n L/n is a respectable woman, she would never make any attempt to split us up."

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