Lost Bits - Behind The Scenes

[SPN|Sam & Dean & Reader] FBI?

[I have SO many unposted Supernatural dialogues, considering I never finished the show.]

Date of Origin: Wednesday, 1st January 2020

*door opens to reveal Sam and Dean, holding FBI badges*

Y/n: "Ah, shoot, what did I do this time? Come on in."

S: "We're with the FBI, mam, we'd like to ask you a few questions about-"

Y/n: "Mary Kelsner's death?"

D: "You know about that?"

Y/n: "I make it my place to know about the bloody deaths of my neighbors."

S: "Right... Um, did you know the victim?"

Y/n: "Sure, I mean, vaguely. We go to high school together, or at least we did. We hung out once or twice but, other than that, no connection. Check her boyfriend's place though, my money's on him."

S: "Jeffery Grace, right?"

Y/n: *nods*

S: "But, he died a good year before Mary. Last September."

Y/n: "Yea? I ran your names in the database, you ain't FBI. So either you're nutjobbers... or you're hunters."

D: "So you know about all this crap?"

Y/n: "Mum was in the business."

S: "Was?"

Y/n: "Oh, come on, you never had someone die on a hunt? Wendigo got her, nearby hunters gave her a proper funeral. So, anyway, my money's on her boy, killed himself after he found her snogging some bloke in the woods, Richard Maine, I think."

D: "You got access to the feds archive? What have you been up to?"

Y/n: "Drug running mostly, for the black market. And avoiding the feds."

D: *nods, impressed*

Y/n: *pulls a card from her bag and scribbles her number on it* "In case you need something illegal." *hands it to Dean* "Richard's gonna be the next target, I'll grab some stuff and keep an eye on him. You guys need to get down to the cemetery and burn that sucker, third plot to your right when you go in."

S: "Right, uh, thanks...?"

Y/n: "Y/n L/n. And don't mention it, Winchesters."

D: "How did you?"

Y/n: "A magician never reveals her secrets. Now, get going. That ghost ain't gonna gank itself."