[I think Sylkie is weird, and I'm just saying it never would've happened if they were both male presenting. The show was pretty swell tho, and this takes place during its run. I thought it'd be fun to have a sassy character living at the end of time that wasn't a Loki variant.]
Date of Origin: Monday, 19th July 2021
Y/n: *stares at the dazed Loki sitting on the floor of her hovel* "You've got to be kidding me."
L: *summons daggers, standing from the floor* "And just who are you?"
Y/n: *rolls her eyes, shoveling stuff into a bag* "Put em away, magic boy, we gotta move."
L: *confused* "Why?"
Y/n: *slings the bag over her shoulder* "You're new here, and he'll want a piece of you, and I don't want to risk him finding me." *grabs his arm, heading for the ladder*
L: "Will you stop manhandling me, and explain who this person is?"
Y/n: "President Loki of the Wastes." *climbs out to the wastelands, Loki hot on her tail*
L: *striding to keep up* "Sorry, did you say President Loki?"
Y/n: "Your ears painted on or something, magic boy? He's you, but with a fancy sash and a bad attitude." *looks up at him* "He also has a massive crush on me."
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Y/n: *drops down just in time to watch President Loki get his hand bitten off, laughing wildly as she grabs at her Loki's arm, dragging him to safety*
L: "Y/n?! I- Is it safe for you to be near him?"
Y/n: "Don't worry about him. Who are your new friends?" *turns to them* "All Lokis, presume?"
KL: "I'm King Loki, this is Classic Loki, and Alligator Loki."
Y/n: *curtseys a little* "My liege, it's a pleasure to meet some Lokis who aren't following that prick! My sincerest thanks for biting off his hand, Alligator Loki." *scratches his head*
L: "Why did you come?"
Y/n: "Oh, right! I saw a car come through, and I happened to be passing by while I was tailing it, when I heard the screaming."
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PL: "Don't tell me you've sworn yourself to the boy!"
Y/n: *hisses* "I don't swear myself to anyone. Especially men who think they're entitled to me because I happen to be one of the few women in these wastes!" *hands and eyes start to glow* "I ally myself with the King and his friends, but I am sworn to no man. And no man shall ever be sworn to me!" *blasts him, knocking him to the ground*
PL: *launches himself at King Loki* "How dare you seduce her away from me!"
Y/n: *stops him midair as Alligator Loki hisses menacingly* "Attack my friends again, Mr President, and I'll make sure you lose the other hand too." *uses his own tie to bind his hands to his feet, leaving him helpless*
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Lost Bits - Behind The Scenes
AcakI type out a LOT of dialogue, and, in honour of my 5 year anniversary, I figured I'd show you some. If I make these into proper stories, I'll move them to my Oneshot book. They're still x readers, but maybe a tiny bit more personal (and a lot more u...
