[This was just an excuse to scold him, and I was listening to an audio drama by Aussie Ben on Youtube called The Hunt, and I wanted a chance to be an asshole hunter as well. I'll link the first ep up top, but he never updates it again after part 3, fair warning.]
Date of Origin: Monday, 19th July 2021
Y/n: *reads the message, groans* "Clara, darling, I'm going out."
C: "Is something wrong?"
Y/n: "I've got a dumb ass brother to rescue."
C: "Please be careful, love." *kisses her cheek*
Y/n: "What's he gonna do, stab me again?"
[Battlefield]
A: "OK, monster, where are you hiding?" *creeps through the underbrush, whistling softly*
Some Monster: *growls, laser sight on this idiot*
A: *stops dead in his tracks, glancing around* "Bring it on."
SM: *pounces, flecking spit everywhere*
A: *unsheathes his sword quickly, aiming for the creature's throat, where it bounces straight off* "Oh, shit."
SM: *roars, ready to bite his head off*
Y/n: *yells equally as loud, driving her sword through its back*
A: *rolls out from underneath the monster as it falls to the ground, dead* "Y/n?!"
Y/n: *yanks her sword back out, jumping down to help him up* "Anti."
A: "Wha- how did you-"
Y/n: "Jackie tipped me off." *sheathes her sword again, an almost murderous look on her face* "You wanna tell me what the hell you were thinking, coming out here?"
A: "Bored."
Y/n: "What?"
A: "Bored!"
Y/n: "So you thought it was totally fine to skip the research and almost get yourself killed?"
A: "What is that?" *gestures to the sword now hanging from her belt*
Y/n: "Silver, cooled in holy water. You don't go up against a beast of hell with iron, Anti." *pauses to pull the eye patch away from her left eye* "Plus, if you couldn't kill me properly, how on earth are you gonna take down something four times your size?"
A: "Clara couldn't fix it?"
Y/n: "She could only do so much. If I wanted my sight back, we'd have to trust the enchantress from the swamp, and my years aren't worth my sight."
A: "Marvin could fix you up."
Y/n: "He's been progressing well? That's great to hear."
A: "Yeah, he's been working really hard. He revived a rabbit the other day."
Y/n: "Christ! Maybe I'll let him look it over when I visit again."
A: "You're not coming home?"
Y/n: "I told Clara that I'd only be two days, tops. The kid's coming in on Friday and I have to be there."
A: "The kid?"
Y/n: *stops* "Yeah. I haven't told anyone yet but... Clara and I have decided to adopt."
A: "Well, I'm awful happy for you both."
Y/n: "Thanks, Anti. If you promise not to stab me again, I'd love for you to meet her."
A: "I lost control."
Y/n: "I know, you were still trying to master your powers. I'm not even really mad anymore, it just scared me, is all. I thought you hurt me on purpose but you were just a scared kid, and I should never have blamed you for what happened to Ma. I'm sorry, Anti."
A: "I... i-it's OK. Sorry for taking your eye out."
Y/n: "It's fine." *sighs, slapping her thighs* "Alrighty then, I've got a minute, we may as well tell the boys the grand news. You coming, Anti?"
A: "Coming, Y/n."
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