Lost Bits - Behind The Scenes

[Rick and Morty|R & M & Reader] Party Crashers

[This one is well and truly all over the f**king place. I hope you can make some sense of it.]

Date of Origin: Saturday, 29th February 2020

R: *nudges her with his foot, taking off her storm trooper mask, tossing it with the rest of her already discarded costume* "Get up."

Y/n: *jerks awake, staring up at the figures* "Hey, cool costumes, guys. You really nailed the Rick and Morty look. Party's over though, you gotta go home." *climbs up off the floor, stumbling slightly* "Listen, I'll leave the door open, just collect the stragglers on your way out, ok?" *pats Rick's shoulder* "You guys look awesome-"

R: *grabs her arm*

Y/n: "Hey, let go of me!" *sobers up real fast, thrashes around, failing to break his grip*

R: "We..." *burps* "We need your help."

Y/n: *stops moving momentarily* "My help? What the hell do you need my help for?"

M: We-we-we n-need you to help us get home."

Y/n: *rolls her eyes* "I'm not an Uber, dudes. I'll call you one if you let go of me!" *shakes her arm violently, still no effect*

R: "We need to get to another dimension, dummy."

Y/n: *stares open-mouthed for a moment, bursts into laughter* "Jeez, you guys really had me for a second! You're really committed to the characters, huh? Do you still want that Uber, intergalactic genius?" *continues to giggle*

R: *tightens his grip, almost imperceptibly*

Y/n: *hisses in pain, nervously looking between the two* "W-What do you guys really want?"

M: "Exactly what we said."

Y/n: "Who are you guys?"

R: "We're Rick and Morty, biiitch!"

Y/n: "Why should I believe that?"

R: *pulls a Meeseeks box from his coat, pushing the button*

MM: "OOH WEE, I'M MR MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!"

Y/n: *stares, slack jawed*

R: "Mr Meeseeks, pinch her."

MM: "CAAAN DO!" *pinches Y/n, promptly disappears*