Lost Bits - Behind The Scenes

[SPN|Crowley & Reader] In Case You Haven't Noticed, I'm Baby

[This is 100% not how SPN's demons work, but it's cute and I hate the canon, so...]

Date of Origin: Wednesday, 8th April 2020

Y/n: "Oh no, you're the Winchesters aren't you?" *curls into a little ball, shaking* "No, no, no, please, please, please don't hurt me, I-I didn't know they weren't free, I just wanted to-"

D: "Wait, what the hell do you think we're doing here?"

Y/n: *lifts her head the tiniest bit, looking up at the brothers with big eyes* "You're here to hurt me, cause I stole from that candy vendor, aren't you?" *buries herself again*

D: "Um, ok, no. We aren't here for that. We need to find someone. And you're going to tell us where they are."

Y/n: *sits cross-legged, sniffling* "I'll tell you, just please don't hurt me. I-I-I won't lie, I swear!"

S: "Yeah, ok. Where's Abaddon?"

Y/n: *stares at him in confusion* "Who's Abaddon?"

D: "Wrong answer, kid." *moves towards her*

Y/n: *puts her hands up to protect herself* "I swear, I have no idea who that is!"

S: "The knights of hell?"

Y/n: "The whosa what now?"

D: "Red-haired bitch, hard to kill, trying to overthrow Crowley?"

Y/n: *gasps* "Someone's trying to overthrow Crowley?!"

D: ...

S: ...

D: "Ok, just how old are you exactly?

Y/n: *shrugs* "I was 7 when I died."

S: "Oh my god."

Y/n: *flinches*

S: "We're dealing with a baby demon."

C: "Hello, boys."

D: "What the hell is this?" *gestures towards Y/n with the blade*

Y/n: *whimpers*

C: "Break the trap, then we'll talk."

S: *dusts away the trap*

C: *turns to Y/n* "Y/n, sweetheart, why don't you go play in the garden?"

Y/n: "Of course, sir!" *bounces away*

D: "Now, what the hell is that?"

C: "That, gentlemen, is Y/n. She's our youngest demon to date. Technically shouldn't even be a demon, really."

S: "What do you mean, she shouldn't be a demon?"

C: "Filing error upstairs, put her in with the damned souls instead of the saved ones. Now, I have a faulty demon on my hands."

D: "Why don't you just...?" *slides a finger across his throat*

C: "Have you seen her? She's practically a child!"

S: "Why doesn't she know anything about what's going on?"

C: "Do I have to keep repeating myself? She. Is. A. Child. We try to shelter her from certain realities."

D: "We?"

C: "Of course, most demons see her as something of a little sister. They keep an eye on her while she's on earth and I babysit while she's in hell."

Y/n: *outside the door* "My king?"

C: "Yes, darling?"

Y/n: "Can I show you something?"

C: "Of course, sweetheart, come in."

Y/n: "Thank you, my king!" *pushes her way inside, clutching something in her hands*

C: "What've you got there, princess?"

Y/n: *opens her hands to reveal an injured bumblebee* "He landed on my nose, but I think he's sick! Can you get one of the others to get me some sugar water?"

C: "Of course, someone will be along shortly, darling."

Y/n: Thank you, my king!" *skips out of the room, door slamming behind her*

S: "She's your kid." *chuckles*

C: "Please, I'm practically a glorified baby sitter."

D: "The kid doesn't think of you that way. You're her dad, no doubt."

C: "If either of you lay a finger on her, just know you'll have the entirety of demon kind on your backs."

D: "Whatever you say, Dadmon."

S: ...

C: ...

D: "Dad, demon? Come on!"