It was a sunny evening. "Fuck! It's my wedding." The Spanish said happily. Spain looked at the time 5 p.m... "Two hours left. Phew, I hope they got some nice ass decoration." He smiled looking at his time watch.
Meanwhile this bitch Ukraine in the Bridal room with this Spanish's idiotic sibling, France, getting ready for some nice ass wedding.
“ Bitchh, you look pretty ” the French said with a grin of their face. “ Shut the fuck up. I'm already pretty, bitch. ” the Ukrainian replied.
The French pouted. “ I'm still prettier. ”
“ Bitch no shit sherlock, you look like a motherfucking whore to someone witha small ass dick which around like 2 or 3 inches. ” The Ukrainian said as she rolled her eyes.
“ Bitch, shut the fuck up. ”
Meanwhile in the kitchen.
Philia and Soviet doing some weird ass shit “ WHERE IS THE DAMN EGGS!? THE INGREDIENTS!? DON'T TELL ME YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DID NOT BUY SOME SHIT ASS INGREDIENTS. ” This Soviet ass motherfucker yelled. “ SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TALL ASS GODDAMN TREE WITH A DAMN HARDASS DICK MOTHERFUCKER WHO FUCKED HIS OWN FATHER ” Philia yelled back.
This two motherfuckers yelled at eachother, Philia ended up to h(ell)eaven meanwhile this chef shit became a whole ass sassy preist with he daughter Russian Federation. Onto this motherfucking wedding.
So this bitch Spain is already Infront this weird ass sassy looking preist. " Bitch what " This Soviet mf whispered. “ I married your daughter for her motherfucking fatass ” the Hispanic mf whispered. “ Bitchhh I did the same to my baby. ” this motherfucker.
“ Bitchh whaaat I thought yo there mother " Spain smiled akwardly. “ Bitch do I look like a- bitch she here now. " The Ukrainian started to walk like a total model baddie “ HEY BITCHES , YOUR WHORE'S GETTIN MARRIED GET JEALOUS. ” while this ass " Baby shark Cupcakke remix " music played by some random DJ.
“ Daaaamn priest boy this music sounds high-key horny " Spain smiled lookin at the tall ass tree lookin preist. “ bitch shut the fuck up the Ceremony is starting. " The Ukrainian finally infront of this Hispanic motherfucker.
“ Start? "
“ Yeah of course bitch, In the name of the father and the son and the holy spirit. " Soviet just said to some smelly ass microphone. “ I like your outfit m'lady. " Spain seducingly says. “ Bitch of course I would look awesome. " " CAN YOU BOTH MOTHERFUCKERS JUST SAY AMEN SO I CAN EAT THE DAMN PASTA REAL NOW!? ” Soviet looked at the both motherfuckers.
“ Amen- " the both said in harmony.
And some weird ass shit happened meanwhile this “ Adele Mickey mouse remix " song in the background made everyone hella dance. “ BITCH NOW ADELE BEFORE CUPCAKKE? " Soviet yelled.
" Spain, do you take Ukraine as your motherfucking fatass wife till death? " Soviet asked Spain. “ Sí, I do. ” " SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAYING. " Soviet looked at Spain. " I said yes. " " O. K . Bro "
“ Ukraine my bitch do you take Spain as your mofuckin hard ass dick bitch as your husband till death? " Sov asked the same thing to Ukraine. “ Yes, yes I do father. " " YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE AND MATE WITH IT. " Soviet announced. And this two motherfuckers kissed.
Time passed after that wedding this preist boy went to IKEA and play with some shit.. Meanwhile with this two new couples, Spain and Ukraine in their honeymoon did their 👹 DEVIL'S TANGO 👹 in the " TITANIC 2 " cruise ship.
Then this motherfucking iceberg to Antartica their honeymoon. IT HIT THE CRUISE SHIP. BAAAMMMM! It was Soviet controlling shit he drunk that night ofc he would crash it.
“ AuGhhhhh fuckkk dadyyy harderr u- AHHH " Ukraine screeched on top of her lungs. “ Don't worry, that's probably Nikocado shitting cause of Taco bell. " " Ahhh ok papi "
The both continue doing it but them saw a water flowing inside of their room. “ OH MY FUCKING GOD, WE'RE IN A MOVIE!! AND I'M ROSE!!! " Ukraine happily smiled as she ran away from their room. “ A-amor.. don't leave me..! " Spain's tears bursts out his eyes. “ SORRY LOVE I'M ROSE I MENT TO LIVE, AND YOU'RE JACK. "
“ JACKASS? BITCH I'M GOING OUT TOO, WHAT'YA THINK I AM!? " Spain tried to walk out of the room but he got stucked " f-fu.. " was his last word before drowning since the water rose up.
Ukraine tried to ran to the top but it was locked " FUCKKKKK LET US OUT!!! " Then few seconds later she realiz she was alone. " SPAIN!? Spain where are you!? " This sassy bitch shouting then drowned.
THE END.
THEN THIS TWO ASSHOLE FINALLY DONE WITH THEIR MOVIE SHIT ASS AND DID THEIR THING
THE END.
────────────────────────── Y'ALL THIS WAS BASED ON RP HAAHAHH
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