Obey Me! One MISTRESS to rule them all!

Mammon, Avatar of Greed

Teli POV:

"Well, you've got that done now, and it seems the idiot has arrived as well." Lucifer sighed as the footsteps grew closer and closer.

SLAM!!

"HEY! Just who do you think you are, human? You've got a lot a lotta nerver summoning the Great Mammon!" The tanned, white haired boy from the contact profile exclaimed as he marched towards me but all I did was turn around and cross my arms over my chest with a lazy, amused smile, which seemed to have caught him of guard a little bit.

"Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once. If you value your life, then you'll hand over all of your money now! And anything else of value, too!" I titled my head a bit with the same smile as he continued his 'threats', "Otherwise I'll wipe that stupid, happy-go-lucky look right off of your face... by eatin' you! Startin' at your head and working my way down, until-"

"You're done?" I finally decided to cut him off. I don't care if he's a demon and he has the possibilty of doing all of it, I already know enough about him to see that he doesn't have the guts for it. And it seemed like Lucifer was done with him too.

"Mammon, shut up or I'll punch you!" He announced before punching his head with a force that could've killed an elephant.

"GAH, OWW! Hey, what's the big idea?! I thought you were actually gonna give me a chance to shut up before punching me!" Mammon complained.

"Teli, Mammon here is the Avatar of Greed. He grovens and oversees all forms of it." Satan came to my side with a grin, "Whenever he takes a liking to someone, they suddenly find themselves awash in money."

This caused Mammon to smile a little but I guess he regreted that after hearing the next line:

"But from what I hear, if he decides to break it off with someone, their wealth evaporates. They're left without a Grimm to their name."

"And he's also a masochist. That part's important." Asmo suddenly add and from the surprise of it, I almost didn't stop the laugh that tried to escape.

"Indeed. And it just so happens I have a job for my masochist of a brother." Lucifer deadpanned and it just made me wheeze when I realized that they too don't take him seriously, even though he's their brother. I just had to laugh!

"Y'all, stop telling lies! I ain't asked for that punch," Mammon grumbles loudly as I held my stomach and roared in laughter so loudly, I almost didn't hear the last part, "And I AIN'T a masochist!"

"Mammon, you are going to be in charge of seeing to this human's needs during the whole exchange. I expect your full cooperation." Lucifer added with a smirk as I started to regain control on myself again.

"What?! Why me?!"

"Aww, lucky you, Mammon! I'm so jealous..." Asmo whined.

"All right, then why don't YOU do it, Asmodeus?!" Mammon questioned as I looked at the pink-haired demon, actually wondering about this too. 

"What? Hell no, too lazy." Asmo replied.

"I can respect that." I nodded.

"I thought you said you were jealous of me?!"

"Just give up, Mammon. There's no getting out of this." Satan shook his head, showing Mammon that he too has no intention in taking over the role but still tried to act as if it wasn't the thing, "You know you can't refuse a direct command from Lucifer, correct?"

"Dude, just admit you don't want to do this either." I said, shoving him a little, making him smirk.

"But why does it have to be me?! What about Beel. Why can't he do it?!" Mammon tried again.