Obey Me! One MISTRESS to rule them all!

He Who Lets Down His Guard Pays the Price

(A/n: Also known as: Beel's chapter. Let's be honest, he totally owned his part of this lesson! I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes at some point while writing this. Enjoy!)

Teli POV:

"...And then what happened?" Lucifer sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.

Mammon, Beel and I were standing in front of him, being questioned about the last hour's events.

"COOOME OOON! How many time are ya gonna make me say it?" Mammon whined as I tried to subtly stomp on his leg to shut him up, "I was hungry, so I went to the kitchen lookin' for something to eat. And while I was diggin' through the fridge. Beel suddenly came up and attacked me!"

"You ate my custard." Beel reminded him in anger.

"No, I DIDN'T eat your custard, Beel. I told ya, I was just holdin' it in my hand, that's all." Mammon argued back.

"Liar. You were eating it. I could tell. The lid was off. And besides, Teli was the one holding it." Beel replied.

"Wha? Well don't look at me it was probably open to begin with." Mammon tried a new stradagy.

"I made sure to write my name on it, and you still ate it." Beel replied, unmoved by Mammon's excuse.

"Eh? You wrote your name?" Mammon asked, now acting dumb.

"Oh yes. It said ''Propety of Beelzebub. you eat it, you die." He emphasised the last part, looking like he's ready to pounce on Mammon again.

"Oh... really? Huh... I never noticed..." I facepalmed. He just sorta conffessed into messing with it.

"That was my custard." Beel stated again.

"You never give up, do ya? But whatever, it doesn't have nothin' to do with me anyway, 'cause Teli is the one who ate it..." My eyes went wide and my jaw dropped at the fact that Mammon just threw me under the bus.

"Mammon talked me into doing it." I threw the accusation back at him. He's SOOO gonna get it after we're done.

"Wha... hey! Are you tryin' to push the blame onto me now?!" Mammon yelled, looking at me.

"Well, why not? You just did it yourself!" I reminded him.

"I knew you were the one behind this before Teli even said anything, Mammon." Beel suddenly chimed in, making me look at him with awe, not believing that he just took my side and chose to believe me.

"Now hold on a second here. Wow, you don't trust your older brother even a little, do ya? ...I mean, I knew you didn't, but still."

We all rolled our eyes as Lucifer sighed once more.

"So let me get this straight. Mammon was hungry, so he went rummaging for food in the kitchen late at night, and he dragged Talia along with him. That's when he found Beel's custard. Then, he talked Talia into eating the custard. And when Beel saw what had happened, he was so hungry that he lost control of himself and went on a rampage. The kitchen ended up getting destroyed, along with Talia's room, which was on the opposite side of the wall from it. All because of your little prank."

"Bull's eye." I nodded.

"...Well, I guess that pretty much sums it up, yeah?" Mammon replied weakly.

"My custard..." Beel grumbled.

"Now listen, and listen well. First of all, you three-"

"Ugh... I can tell this is gonna take forever..." Mammon sighed sadly and even I could tell I'm about to get my ear full so much that it'd probably take a century before it'll have a room for something new...