Obey Me! One MISTRESS to rule them all!

How to Tame Your Mammon

Teli POV:

We all kept staring in horror at the scene before us.

"Haha! Man, I gotta stop laughin' so hard. My stomach is hurtin'! But you gotta agree, Lucifer is pretty old, isn't he?" Mammon kept digging his grave as our horrofied looks worsen.

"You think?" Lucifer asked. They say that the day Hell will freeze would happen because of the cold smile he just gave.

And they also say it'd be Mammon's funeral day.

The second eldest froze as his eyes went wider than satellite dishes.

"D'AAAAAAH!" I saw him screaming and jumping before someone covered my eyes.

FWAP!

I pushed the hand away and looked up to see that it was Beel, who returned the glance before I looked at the flinching Mammon.

"...Ow! Hey, what's the big idea?! You didn't have to hit me THAT hard!" Mammon complained.

"...You know, he's so stupid that it's almost said." Asmo sighed sadly as we shook our heads in disapproval.

"Mmhm. I can't believe he's actually our brother. It's almost like we're being punished or something." Satan agreed.

"Hey, I heard that!" Mammon exclaimed.

"Good for you." I finally joined in as now all 6 brothers looked at me in surprise.

"Nice hairstyle, Talia. I heard what happened, by the way. Apparently you outfoxed a certain dimwit of a demon, and forged a pact with him." Lucifer smiled.

"Who're you callin' a dimwit?!" Mammon demanded.

"Your opponent may have been stupid, but even so, you've only just arrived. It's a real accomplishment managing a feat like that in such a short span of time. Well done." Lucifer continued, ignoring Mammon. "I imagine Diavolo will be pleased as well. We continue to expect big things from you."

"Um, thanks! For both..." I replied, honestly surprised he didn't seem mad about the whole situation even after everything he's told me about Solomon.

At the corner of my eyes, I noticed Mammon's face turned flush with fury at the mention of Diavolo's name... was he jealous?

"...Hey, human! C'mon, time to get going." He suddenly said as I looked up at him.

"What...?" I pulled a face. Up until now, this guy did his best to stay away from me. ESPECIALLY at RAD!

"Don't just sit there with your head in the clouds. It's time for class! So, let's go!" He said, grabbing my arm.

"OW!" I yelled as he pulled me out of the dining hall before managing to pull it away, "Will you stop pulling my arm like I'm a stretch doll?!" 

"Seriously, what's with that guy? He can't go a single minute without bringin' up Diavolo. It's always Diavolo this, Diavolo that. If Diavolo told you to go jump of a cliff to your death, would ya do THAT too, Lucifer?! Huh?! ...Ya know what? Knowin' him, he probably would."

My eyes rolled to the back of my skull as I groaned at the realization that he dragged me away just so he could bad mouth Lord Diavolo far from Lucifer's ears. And I was pretty tired of this by that point.

"Anyway, ever since you got here, human, it's been nothin' but one bad thing after another for me." He said, turning his attention to me as I started walking away.

"It's Teli..." I grumbled as I kept walking away.

"So let's get somethin' straight. I didn't make this pact 'cause I wanted to, and I ain't happy about it! Everything I did, I did for my credit card - for my baby Goldie!" He informed me.

"I don't care." I grumbled again as I heard him starting to follow me.

"If you end up gettin' yourself eaten by some demon here at RAD, don't blame me, 'cause I don't give a damn." He said as he caught up with me.

"I'll keep that in mind." I grumbled once more as I clenched my fists with restraint.

"You got that?! Don't go thinkin' you're all great and stuff just 'cause you managed to make some stupid pact, human!"

"Teli, Teli!, TELI!" I grumbled stronger each time until I ended up shouting it at him as I finally turned to him, making him stop in shock at my sudden outburst.

"My name is not human! It's TELI! T, E, L, I! Stop calling me human and start calling me by my real name!!" I yelled at him in anger.

Mammon was taken aback for a few seconds before he collected himself and looked at me, pissed.

"Shut your mouth! I'll call you what I damn well please! You don't deserve to have me call you by your real name, human!" I gritted my teeth at him in pure anger, not backing away for a second.

"You're nothin' but a lowly human. Don't think you can go givin' orders to ME! 'Cause I'll eat ya, I swear! Startin' from the head and workin' my way down! Is that what ya want?!" He raised his voice and for a second my face broke from its' fury and replaced it with surprise.

It didn't go unnoticed by Mammon, who seemed surprised with himself as well.

"Eh? What's wrong? Am I that intimidating? Do I frighten you?" His face turned into an arrogant smile as he started walking away, "Then listen... If you stop talkin' back and just do what I tell ya, then things won't be so bad for-"

HELL NO!

"STAY!" I yelled at the top of my lungs as I stomped my leg into the ground from the emotions.

A loud voosh in the air was heard and suddenly Mammon gasped in surprise as his body seemed to tense.

"Wh...!" He let out, making me snap out of my phase as I looked at him in surprise, "Wh-What's goin' on?! I-I can't move...!"

My slightly gaped mouth slowly stretched in some kind of a smile as my hands found their way to my hips and my head bopped a bit up and down in disbelief.

"Wh-What'd you do to me?! Is this some kind of magic?! Listen up, h... hu... huma..." My eyebrow went up in anticipation as I leaned closer to so what's about to happen...

"...Teli" My mouth gaped even wider as a small laugh escaped it and my hands went cross around my chest as I looked at him smugly.

"What the... dammit! Don't tell me this is all 'cause of the pact?!" Mammon exclaimed.

I started laughing, hands on my knees as I doubled down while Mammon started franting.

"Now you listen to me! You may have control of my body, but not my mind! I'm my own boss, and I always will be! Don't you ever forget that! Huma... Teli, Teli, my boss! No, Your Majesty Teli..."

Oh my God, this is PRICELESS! My laughter grew stronger at each new nickname he ended up saying instead of human.

"Oh, this is going to be a good time after all." I said to no in particular, wiping a tear away as Mammon kept on franting.

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