Obey Me! One MISTRESS to rule them all!

Leviathan, Avatar of Envy

Teli POV:

"How about this? I vote for YOU to die, Mammon." ''Levi'' yelled as he stomped closer towards us as I gave him a look.

"You just said that..." I said.

"D'ah...! Levi..." Mammon said as I gave him a look too.

"You just said that!" I said, making me facepalm, "Agh! I'm infected..."

"... Uh, l-listen up, human!- -Teli!- -This here is Leviathan, the Avatar of Envy. He's the third oldest of us brothers." He said, ignoring my objection as he laughed nervously, "Since his name's sorta hard to say, you can just call him Levi! Okay then, let's move on."

"What is so hard about saying ''Leviathan''? It's just in Hebrew, it's not that hard. You can actually argue that Beel's name is harder to pronounce, I mean it's BAAL-ZVUV, not Beelzebub. AND STOP PUSHING ME ALREADY!" I finally exclaimed as I finally stopped his attempts to usher me away.

"I'm trying to save you, you stupid human..." He grumbled back at me.

"Mammon, give me back my money. Then go crawl in a hole and die." Levi finally said.

"Come on, I told you I'd get it to you! I just need a little more time. ...And you still want me to die even after I give it back? That's real harsh, Levi!" Mammon turned his attention to his purple-banged brother.

Seriously, what's up with those hair choices? Did they all go to the same Hot Topic cashier/intern barber?

"You need a little more time? How much more?" Levi asked.

"A little more, okay?! A little more means a little more!" NO! THAT'S THE WAY YOU END GETTING DOUBLE CHORES FROM BUBBE AFTER ARGUMENTS! WHY???

"You've been telling me that for the last 200 years, Mammon." Levi grumbled. 200 years?!

"Hey, no! It hasn't been 200 years!" Mammon argued. That makes sense, even I thought 200 years is a reach, "It's been 260! Get it right, Levi!"

THOSE BROTHERS ARE STUPID! I AM NOT SAFE WITH THEM! DIAVOLO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

"Unbelievable. Seriously Mammon, you're -" 

"I'm what? Scum? Is that what you're gonna say?"

"You're a lowlife and a waste of space." Levi finally said as I inhaled sharply.

"Hey! Come on, that's even worse!" Mammon complained.

"Whatever... Just give me back my money." Levi sighed, "I need it to buy the Blu-ray box set of Journey to the Devildom: The Tale of a Little She-Devil and her Reluctant Companion. The inital round of copies includes promotional tickets to a live event as a special bonus."

My curiousity lit up at his words. Is this something like Doctor Who? Do they have Doctor Who here? I need my daily dose of David Tennant down here!

"I've got no idea what you're even talking about, Levi, but it doesn't matter! Because I don't even have any money to give you. How am I supposed to give back money I don't have, huh?!"

"So then, you're telling me that you refuse to pay me back?" Levi asked.

"...What? You looking for a fight, is that it?" Mammon asked.

"Excuse me! Not that I'm not intrested in seeing two demon brothers fighting over something stupid that they both should've seen coming, knowing eachother and all, but I need an answer: Do you actually have Doctor Who somewhere here? I missed the new episode and I'm dying to know where did the Doctor take Rose this time!" I said, jumping a bit in excitement.

"Listen, human. You remember my advice from before about what to do when demons attack?" Mammon suddenly asked, making my excitement die into confusion.

"That doesn't answer my question..." I started.

"Well, you're about to witness that for real. So... time for you to die, because if it's either you or me, it ain't gonna be me!" Mammon finished.

"Wait, what? MAMMON!"

"Hold on. I thought your advice was to either run away or - ...Wh... Dammit Mammon! That ass... he ran off...!" Levi grumbled as I groaned. I'm starting to see why people act towards him like that, I suddenly got an urge to throw him off a building... AFTER THROWING ALL HIS TORN, DOG-EATEN, LIMBS INTO A SACK FULL OF WATER RIGHT INTO THE FIREY ABYSS-

"Do you realize what just happened? Mammon used you as a distraction to get away from me. ...Or maybe I should say he used you as a sacrifice." Levi said to me, making my eyes go wide.

Oh no! I'M NOT GOING TO BE THE SACRIFICAL LAMB AGAIN! NEVER AGAIN!

"I'll admit that Mammon is one of the scummiest scumbags you'll ever meet... a total lowlife. But still, that was pretty dumb of you letting him use you like that." I looked at Levi in disbelief.

"You fell for that too!" I stated in annoyance but Levi only sighed.

"This is EXACTLY why humans are -"

"DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTANCE, LEVIATHAN!" I yelled but it seemed like he completely ignored me as his face suddenly lit up.

"...Wait a second. Humans... yes, that's it... Suddenly, I've got an idea." He said as I stared at him dumbfoundedly.

"Did you just ignore my yelling...?" No one ever did that. He didn't even cower. And he kept going as he looked at me with a bigger smile.

"Listen, are you free right now? Of course you are. You've gotta be, right?" And suddenly he turned serious, "You know what? Never mind. Either way, you're coming with me."

"OW! YOU'RE GONNA PULL MY ARM OUT OF ITS' SOCKET!" I yelled as he grabbed me by the arm and pulled me after him up the stairs.

Suddenly, a ring came from my D.D.D. and I opened it to see a message from Mammon.

'Heya! I suddenly remembered I have some business I gotta take care of. So if ya need something, just ask Levi.'

He sent me what I could only assume was the 'Peace' emojy of Devildom.

'Oh, and just to make sure... Don't go around tellin' stuff to Lucifer, ya got that?'

I dug my feet into the floor, making Levi stop pulling me and turn to see what's wrong as I just held up a finger, signing him to wait while frowning at the, I guess, 'Demonic stuff will come upon you' emojy of Devildom.

I texted him back.

'I hope part of these business are for your funeral. Trust me, it's not Lucifer you'd have to worry about.'

And with that, I sent him back the 'Demonic stuff will come upon you' emojy and tucked in my D.D.D. I turned to look at Levi, who seemed a bit confused and surprised.

"Name's Teli by the way. You didn't need to take my arm off, you know? I can walk by myself." I shrugged and started walking forward.

No One POV:

'For demons or for angels size and shape are simply an option.~' Good Omens.

And it's also the same for time.

When Levi froze as he watched the new human, 'Teli', walking away, he thought how cool she just was; Stopping him just to threat Mammon as if she's his equal in power; turning to introduce herself to him, as if she didn't just admit to planning a murder; treating him like he's...

Levi twitched.

A friend...

He started blushing and put a hand over his face to hide it.

'Calm down, Levi! She's just a normie human! She's beneath you!' He thought in order to calm himself down as he looked away.

All of that happened in Levi's head in one second.

And so by the time the next second came, Leviathan came to a realization that made him remove his hand and slowly turn to look at her again.

'Does she even know where my room is?'

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