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Zima Anderson as tegan grennan

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Drew starkey as himself

Tegan : peter

I yell

Peter : shit

I barge into his room

Tegan : did u take my charger while i was asleep
Peter ; maybe
Tegan: my phone is pretty much dead get your own charger and don't come in my room while I'm asleep or at all
Peter : my new charger is coming tomrrow
Tegan: next time ask
Peter : why ask when i can just take
Tegan : uhh
Peter: chill
Tegan : no my phone is almost dead give me my charger 
Peter : no my phone needs changing
Tegan: peter
Peter : tegan
Tegan : charger
Peter ; no my phone needs charging i have work calls i have work to manage i need it more then u your just gonna use your phone for stupid tik toks .

I turn my hearing aids off so i can't hear him and he looks at me so pissed off

Peter : real mature

He signs to me and i stick my middle finger up at him

Tegan : changer

I sign and he goes to his nightstand handing me the changer and i walk out going down stairs plugging my phone in and i make some lunch and i eat and peter comes down stairs and he says something and i can't hear him so i turn my hearing aids back on .

Tegan: what
Peter : did u make me lunch
Tegan: no cause its a lettuce sandwich
Peter : ew
Tegan : exactly
Peter : is it liltrally bread and lettuce
Tegan: yes
Peter: your so fucking weird
Tegan: says the one who eat tuna sandwiches
Peter : that's normal to have tuna sandwiche
Tegan ; nah disgusting
Peter ; how are we related
Tegan: your adopted
Peter : yet were practically identical
Tegan : your still adopted
Peter : your so mean to me when I'm talking to u , u turn your hearing aids off and u make mean comments at me
Tegan: u do the same to me
Peter : I'm not deaf
Tegan : yh but u make mean comments at me
Peter : get over it
Tegan: u get over it
Peter : meh
Tegan : I'm going to get coffee
Peter : get me one
Tegan: were see if I'm feeling nice when i get there

I get my keys and i walk out the door getting in my car and i drive to a coffee shop and i get my coffee and i sit down going on my phone .

Guy : excuse me

I look up at theses 2 guys

Guy : sorry u look exactly like this girl I've been dreaming about
Second guy ; is that some cheesy pick up line
Guy : no dead seriously she looks like this girl I've been dreaming about that wasn't a pick a line
Tegan; oh
Guy ; is your name tally
Tegan : no
Guy : oh
Tegan : my sister is tho
Second guy : no way
Guy : do u have photo of her i know this is really creepy and weird but I've been having dreams about this girl
Tegan ; shes married
Guy ; ok don't worry

He walks off and his friend looks at me

Second guy: I'm sorry about him
Tegan: all good
Second ; he is on drugs and i don't know if i should have told u that u could be a cop or anything i didn't say anything
Tegan: luckey for u i am not a cop or anything to do with the law
Second guy : oh thank god

I let out a little laugh

Second guy: I'm drew
Tegan : tegan
Drew : hi
Tegan: hi
Guy ; dude u coming
Drew : alex
Alex : what
Drew : don't worry bye

They walk off and i go back on my phone and i finsh my coffee off and i order another one and go back home

Tegan : your luckey I'm feeling nice

I hand him the coffee

Peter : yes thank u
Tegan: I'm going upstairs when dylan gets here send him up
Peter : yh ok

I walk upstairs and i lay down going on my phone watching tik toks for a while

Dylan; hey
Tegan ; hi

He leans down kissing me

Tegan ; the weirdest thing happend to me when i was getting coffee today
Dylan ; what happend
Tegan: this guy came up to me was like u look like this girl I've been dreaming about and i thought it was some pick up line . Oh no he was being dead serious then he goes is your name tally and i said that was my sister
Dylan ; wait so he's been dreaming about tally
Tegan ; yh i think so
Dylan ; thats kinda creepy
Tegan: just a bit but it was funny...are u ok
Dylan ; yh I'm fine are u ok other then that coffee shop incident
Tegan: yh I'm good tired tho
Dylan; when are u not tired tho
Tegan : can we sleep
Dylan ; how about we watch something
Tegan;tik tok
Dylan ; i was meaning a movie but yh tik tok will do

He lays down and i lay on his shoulder and we watch tik toks for a while and Dylan complained the whole time cause my for you page was just full of shirtless guys .

Dylan ; no , no more tik toks

He takes my phone and burst out laughing

Dylan ; why is it all shirtless guys
Tegan ; i don't know ask my for you page
Dylan ; for you page why is it all shirtless
Tegan; i bet if we looked at your tik tok its all sexy girls or how about we look at your search history
Dylan ; trust me u don't want to see my search history
Tegan : thats what i thought 
Dylan; yh i look up some weird ass shit
Tegan : i rember when we first met u gave me your phone and i saw porn u watched
Dylan : I'm surprised u still dated me after u saw my search history
Tegan: it honestly just came back to me now u need to rember we met in college and we only started dating a few months ago .
Dylan : feels like a life time if dating u and that is a bad thing

I elbow him

Dylan; I'm joking
Tegan: hmmm sure u are
Dylan ; that stear is scarey
Tegan : good
Dylan : that look just reminds me of mat
Tegan: don't tell anyone but nat taught me his death stear
Dylan ; he doesn't teach anyone his death stear
Tegan: what can i say I'm special
Dyaln : your a lot more then special
Tegan: dude your asking to be single

He starts laughing

Dylan ; u wouldn't break up with me
Tegan: u sure about that
Dylan ; very you'll never break up with me
Tegan : what so you'll be the one to break up with me
Dylan ; yh I'll make u fall deeply in love with me then break your heart
Tegan : but then I'm gonna have many male arms to fall into for comfort
Dylan: u aren't even funny
Tegan: I'm hilarious
Dylan ; yh u think that

He pats my head and i lean down kissing him

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