Piper: Yes! finally we're all here
Percy: HOLY HEPHAESTUS
Annabeth: What? What happened, Seaweed Brain? U dont sound alright.
Hazel: I am surprised he typed out the entire name of Hephaestus. Also, Annabeth, what is this 'u'? And do you mean 'don't'?
Frank: Hazel, it's just the way of texting these days. No worries. :)
Hazel: Oh! Cool! Look! It's a person smiling!
Percy: AHHHH ANNABETH KILL HER
Annabeth: PERCY! Bye guys. BRB got to go check on Percy
Jason: Hazel, by the way, BRB means Be Right Back.
Piper: And the smiley face is called an emoji.
Hazel: I'm leaning new things every day.
Leo: ACCKk I cent tipe i hat me thum wth a ham
Piper: o_0
Hazel: What is he trying to say? And Piper, is that a... emoji?
Piper: Yep.
Frank: Leo Language Translation: Ack! I can't type, I hit my thumb with a hammer.
Hazel: I understand now. :)(
Hazel: Oops. I meant to make this. :)
Harry Potter: HALP!
Jason: Uh oh.
Frank: What's up?
Harry: I'm outside of Percy's cabin. Not a pretty sight.
Piper: Wait, you're here?
Harry: Paying a visit.
Annabeth: alkjertuiaipuhfjkah23wpeurfhu4
Harry: RUUNN!!
Frank: Is that the sound of rushing water?
Harry: YES! I SAID RUN!
Frank: Hazel. Meet u at the strawberry fields
Hazel: Okay.
Piper: Jason, how about we go and help them out?
Jason: k
Leo: MCSHIZZLE IS ON HIS WAY
Leo: ...
Leo: THIS GUY IS ON FIIYYYYAAAHHHH
Piper: STOP.
Leo:
Jason: Hey, your charmspeak works over phone to th
Jason: asdljarwpoijgj
Piper: Jason! he fainted
Hazel: What happened?
Leo: Oh, what the Hades.
Annabeth: skjrwperigjfk;! osijgraiwpojg9ij430
Percy: q349huguq
Hazel: Someone please tell us what happened!
Leo: Uh, Drew told Percy that she liked him and tried to kiss him
Leo: Then Percy tried to run but Drew wouldn't let him
Leo: And then Drew grabbed Percy and...
Piper: SHUT UP LEO
Piper: ARRGGHHHH JASON WAKE UP
Leo:
Harry: I think I'm going to drown. Percy flooded just the spot that I'm in.
Harry: Oh darn I dropped my phone I think its broken now th
Piper: YAS Jason is back now GO SAVE HARRY SOMEONE
Septimus Heap: What the heck is going on.
Leo: RUN and who the heck are you? Your name is soooo weird
Septimus Heap: I don't know what I'm doing here. Jenna, let's go.
Jenna: Okay! NICKO!
Nicko: OKAY!
Hazel: Who was that?
Frank: Characters from the Septimus Heap series.
Hazel: Oh.
Piper: Oh it is not pretty here.
Piper: Drew is trying to get Percy but annabe
Jason: Piper! Harry is okay! and plz respond you sound like ur in troubl.
Piper: GO ANNABETH! TEAM ANNABETH!
Leo: CANNONBALL!
(the text is silent for a very long time)
Hazel: Are you still there?
Nico: Don't worry, sister. It's just the fact that Drew wanted Percy to kiss her and Annabeth is trying to wrench her away from Percy and trying to kill at the same time.
Hazel: Oh, okay. I understand.
Nico: Now I'm outta here. I don't even know why I'm here.
(the text is silent for twenty minutes)
Percy: Ugh! Leo, would you plz burn my lips off?
Annabeth: I. HATE. THAT. STUPID. DREW.
Leo: I would gladly! And also: WHY
Percy: that drew managed to touch my lips with hers *shudders*
Leo: I'm coming
Annabeth: NOOO he was just kidding i still need those lips to kiss
Leo: AWWW *fangirls* oh yeah. I'm "forever alone".
Percy: im going to the lake and scrubbing myself off. im covered in blood
Frank: Whose?
Annabeth: DREWS. THAT STUPID IDIOT DREW
Piper: Annabeth, calm down.
Annabeth: Hi, guys, what's up PIPER YOU CHARMSPOKE!
Piper: Sorry! SOOORRRYYY
Percy: Am I really worth enough to be fought over?
Hazel: Annabeth, what did you do to Drew?
Annabeth: I gave her what she deserved.
Percy: which pretty much means Wise Girl chased her out of camp waving a dagger and screaming
Jason: Ima go see Ginny now. I need to write to Albus, my boy.
Piper: JASOONN What is going on WHO's GINNY WHO"S ALBUS
Jason: Oh, sorry. This is Harry using Jason's phone.
Piper: Swear it on the River Styx!
Jason: Wat's dat?
Hazel: Huh?
Frank: Hazel, it means 'What's that".
Hazel: Oh.
Piper: Just say, I swear on the River Styx that I ______. Make sure percy and annabeth hears you
Percy: He said it
Annabeth: DDRRREEEWWWWWWWW >:0
Hazel: Cute! A mad face!
Leo: LOOK! It's a WHALE! <(._______.)>
Hazel: What.
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Everything a Fangirl Needs - A Book (Mostly Percy Jackson)
FanfictionHi. Hope Frost here. This is a book. In this book there are random conversations, texts, and others all about books that I read. If you don't know some of these characters they may be from a book that you haven't read. Yep. So if you're a fangirl, y...
