Septimus: OW! Spit Fyre, STOP!
Spit Fyre: *eats bucket*
Marcia: That's my best Chinese carpet!
Harry Potter: Uh... someone wanted me to meet you... *walks in* AH!
Spit Fyre: *steps all over Harry's feet*
Septimus: Spit Fyre! Come!
Harry: Is that a dragon?
Septimus: Yeah.
Marcia: Take off your shoes RIGHT NOW! They're muddy and you're ruining my carpet! Who are you anyways?
Harry Potter: *takes off shoes* Erm, my name is Harry Potter.
Septimus: *turns to Macia* He isn't Darke. I think he's okay.
Harry: ??
Septimus: *holds out hand* So hi. I'm Septimus. Septimus Heap.
Harry: *shakes hand*
Marcia: I"m Marcia, the ExtraOrdinary Wizard. Septimus is my Apprentice. *shakes hand*
Harry: Wizard? I'm a wizard too! Well, I'm glad I got a proper introduction, because last time I was introduced to a group of demigods - don't ask what they are, I don't think you have those book in this world - and it turned out really craz-
Jenna: *bursts in* Marcia! I- *sees Harry* Oh.
Harry: Hi.
Jenna: Hi! Who are you?
Harry: The name's Harry Potter.
Jenna: I'm Jenna Heap. Princess Jenna.
Harry: You are a princess? I'm really so-
Jenna: Don't! I don't really want to be Queen anyways. Just call me Jenna.
Beetle: Wotcha, Sep! Hello, Jenna! Who are you?
Harry: Ack. So many people. My name is Harry Potter.
Beetle: Hello, Harry! My name is O. Beetle Beetle.
Harry: Uh, hello, O. Bee-
Beetle: I wasn't done! My name is Beetle.
Harry: Uh, okay.
Marcia: SPIT FYRE!
Spit Fyre: *jumps out window obediently*
Harry: *stares*
Harry: Wait, you guys are siblings?
Jenna: Yep. Well, sort of.
Septimus: I was plucked from my mother when I was born.
Jenna: And I was found on the ground by Silas Heap, our father. Marcia put me there so that people couldn't kill me. The Queen - my real mother - had been killed. Sarah and Silas took care of me.
Marcia: And Alther also died. It was a very sad day.
Septimus: But, Alther is still here with us!
Harry: What?
Septimus: ALTHER!
Alther: *floats in*
Alther: Hello, Septimus. Hello, Jenna. Hello, Marcia. Oooo, who do we have here?
Harry: Harry Potter.
Alther: Well, Alice has, like, two more minutes until she is free to move!
Harry: ...?
Alther: Under the Rules of Ghosthood.
Harry: ... oh.
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Everything a Fangirl Needs - A Book (Mostly Percy Jackson)
FanfictionHi. Hope Frost here. This is a book. In this book there are random conversations, texts, and others all about books that I read. If you don't know some of these characters they may be from a book that you haven't read. Yep. So if you're a fangirl, y...
