BAM! (giant picture of Rick Riodan falls onto Earth)
Percy: What the Hades?! WHO IS THAT?!
Annabeth: Our fate, pretty much.
Percy: Wait what?
Leo: AHHHH!! GIANT PERSON!!
Annabeth: GUYS. That's Rick Riodan. He's our fate.
Everyone Else: OUR FATE?!
BAM! (giant picture of Angie Sage falls onto Earth)
Percy: Now who's THAT?!
Annabeth: I have no idea.
Leo: *gasps* Annabeth doesn't know!!
Piper: *slaps Leo*
Jason: Yea Piper!
Leo: *slaps Jason*
Piper: *slaps Leo* Don't hit Jason!
Jason: This is why it's great to have a girlfriend.
Septimus: La dee la dee la... WHAT?!
Hazel: Who's that?
Frank: Annabeth doesn't know, so no one probably knows.
Jenna: I know! It's Angie Sage! OUR FATE!
Everyone: AHHHHH!
BAM! (giant picture of some random girl falls onto Earth)
Everyone: I have no idea now.
Annabeth: Is that the editor?
Everyone: *cricket cricket*
Hope: Come ON! That's ME!
Leo: Who is 'ME'?
Hope: Are you serious?!
Percy: Whale, yeah, we are sea-rious.
Everyone: *swears*
Hope: I'm your FATE! Except I'm nice! That's why you're saying whatever you're saying!
Leo: Now I'm never going to tal- ugh. YOU'RE MAKING- ugh. I'm FAKE?! FAKE?!
Annabeth: Leo's life will never be the same know that he realizes that someone makes him do whatever he's doing.
Hope: NONONONONONO YOU GUYS HAVE FREEDOM I FEEL TOO BAD FOR LEO NOW YOU GUYS ARE REAL I BELIEVE IN YOU YOU'RE REAL!!!
Leo: Okay. Good.
Hope: You're real. You're real. You're real. I swear on the River Styx.
Percy: Whale, I LOVE making these sea-riously amazing jokes! I'm shore you love them too! Do you SEA what I'm doing here?
Leo: You're stupid.
Annabeth: This is why I call him Seaweed Brain, ya know?
Percy: I'm not stupid, Leo! Don't be a BEACH!
Everyone: *dies of facepalming*
Hope: NONONO I didn't mean THAT type of dying!!! D:
Leo: Hey! I didn't die after all!
Percy: Yes you did. You died and came back to life.
Leo: (glumly) For the second time.
Hope: Percy! I want you to make more WATER jokes!
Everyone Else: NOOOOO sdjkferoigjsk;dfg
Percy: Water you saying? I don't under SAND.
Everyone Else: apweijjknd
Percy: SHELL I stop? You guys look like I'm KRILL-ING you.
Everyone Else: arjqpwoirjgakfn
Percy: I FISH someone would actually talk English.
Percy: Are you TIDE of these jokes? 'Cause I under SAND that after a WHALE they can get annoying. I think it's on TORTOISE though.
Everyone: *actually dies*
Hope: NONONONONONONONONONO YOU'RE NOT DEAD
Leo: And now this is my third time dying! Great!
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Everything a Fangirl Needs - A Book (Mostly Percy Jackson)
FanfictionHi. Hope Frost here. This is a book. In this book there are random conversations, texts, and others all about books that I read. If you don't know some of these characters they may be from a book that you haven't read. Yep. So if you're a fangirl, y...
