Leo: *places Leograter on table*
Percy: What the Hades?
Annabeth: Leograter? Does it grate Leos? :D
Hazel: Just typical of Leo to name it after himself.
Frank: o_0
Piper: WOW, Leo.
Jason: What the actual Hades?
Percy: That's what I said! >:( You copy me.
Leo: FIGHT! FIGHT!
Annabeth: Leo, does it grate Leos?
Leo: FIGHT! FIG- what, Annabeth? No, it doesn- FIGHT! FIGHT!
Jason: LEO! We won't figh-
Percy: Fight?
Leo: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Piper: Jason! No! I'm sorry, but... Percy will kill you. I don't wanna-
Jason: Pipes! I thought you were on my side!
Leo: FIGHT! THE COUPLE FIGHTS!
Piper: *glares*
Nico: I highly doubt that it's epic and awesome. I'm talking about the Leogra-
Leo: FIG- ... NICO! YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! *tackles*
Nico: ARGH!
Percy: Okay, no fight. :(
Annabeth: Anyways... *attempts to pull Leo off Nico*
Leo: GET OFF ME!
Percy: Oh no you don't yell at Annabeth D:<
Annabeth: You better run, Leo.
Leo: AHHHHH!!!! *runs*
Hazel: Now we'll never know what a Leograter is.
Frank: PERCY! WHAT THE -
Percy: *shoots water 500 miles per hour at Leo*
Leo: *falls over*
Piper: I'm afraid you killed him.
Percy: Well, he did yell and nearly kick Annabeth, so really he deserv- *gets hit by a fireball*
Annabeth: LLLLEEEEOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out dagger and chases*
Leo: THIS BOY IS ON FIIIIIYYYYAAHHHH *points to Percy and runs* Oh cool! Annabeth Chase is chasing me!
Hazel: Just to let you know, Leo, you are a terrible singer.
Percy: This is not funny. *puts out fire*
Jason: The fact that I don't know that a Leograter does annoys me.
Piper: There's a button on it. Wanna press?
Frank: Oh, no, I wouldn't.
Hazel: Curiosity killed the cat.
Leo: *still running* AHHH! THE LEOGRATER MAKES YOU STRONGER BY-
Percy: I wanna try! *runs over*
Annabeth: PERCY! NO! YOU DON'T KNOW IF LEO IS LYING OR NOT! *runs to Percy*
Leo: LEO VALDEZ DOES NOT LIE!
Percy: *presses button*
Annabeth: NO!
Percy: I don't feel anything. *sticks hands in pockets and waits* Wait. RIPTIDE! *frantically searches* RIPTIDE! *pulls out half a pen* RIPTIDE'S DYING!
Riptide: *slowly falls apart*
Percy: NOOOOOO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO
Annabeth: LEO! WHAT DID YOU DO???!!!!??!?!?!
Leo: *stands casually*
Percy: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Riptide: *disappears into dust*
Percy: Riptide! D;
Annabeth: *tackles Leo* WHAT - DID - YOU - DO?!
Leo: *smirks* Ow. Annabeth's fingernails hurt.
Hazel: *walks over to the back of the Leograter* I told everyone not to press it.
Annabeth: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Frank: Sorry, Percy. I can't help.
Hazel: *giggles*
Annabeth: Hazel! You are giggling at the loss of Percy's sword?
Hazel: You should read the instructions before you do anything more... :D
Annabeth: *storms over* *reads* *breaks down into laughter*
Leo: *smirks* Ha. :D
Percy: RIPTIDE! :(
Annabeth: Come over and read, Percy.
Percy: I can't. :(
Annabeth: It- It says...
Hazel: "The Leograter makes you stronger by taking whatever is the most valuable in your pocket at the moment, makes it look like it's breaking, but really it's taking the real thing and placing it into the storage, or Leo's pocket. The quote 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger' is demonstrated here."
Leo: *breaks down* HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHA
Frank: Wow.
Piper and Jason: o_0
Nico: Ha. Ha.
Percy: Wait. Then... LEO! RIPTIDE! GIVE!
Leo: *chucks pen at Percy* HAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHA
Percy: *catches* Riptide! *clutches* *glares at Leo* This is not funny.
Leo: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Everyone but Leo: ...
Leo: HAHA! HA! HA! Ha! Ha! Ha. Ha.
Everyone: *cricket cricket*
Leo: Ha.
Percy: YOU LITTLE-
Hazel: And that's the end of today! See you later!
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Everything a Fangirl Needs - A Book (Mostly Percy Jackson)
FanfictionHi. Hope Frost here. This is a book. In this book there are random conversations, texts, and others all about books that I read. If you don't know some of these characters they may be from a book that you haven't read. Yep. So if you're a fangirl, y...
